There are three cows walking down the road, one cow says…?
Moo-ve-over
Where’s that chicken?
…“Moo”, the middle one says “Damn, I was going to say that.”.
…“Why did the farmer tie bells round our necks when we already have horns?”.
…“My farts are helping me stay ahead of you at all times”, the other one says “I smell bullshit”.
Struggling to come up with one that makes the third cow relevant.
…“why are you asking me? I’m the Catholic cow!”
Moo farted?
“Did I leave the branding iron on?”
Who ordered the tres leches?
Sorry, daughter, you can’t see your bullfriend any more. He’s not our kine.
“Ewwww! I think I just stepped on a chicken!”
“Walking sure beats taking that truck to the slaughterhouse.”
“I told you this is pointless. You need THUMBS to hitchhike.”
“How much further to Gary Larsons’ place?”
[Moderating]
Moving from the Game Room to MPSIMS.
“We’re home now. You can stop fucking!”
“That John Denver was full of shit.”
mooooving
“Hey, when did we become able to talk?”
One cow says: How much farther?
Second cow says: OMFG, a talking cow!!!
ETA: damn you, don’t ask