I heard a joke recently and have since forgotten it. The setup is that there is a farm, and there are two bulls. A new bull arrives, and he’s mean as shit and keen to assert his dominance. The two lesser bulls discuss things and then … something. The punchline is that one of the lesser bulls says “well at least now he knows I’m not a cow!”
Can anyone fill in the rest of the story.
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The only one that comes to mind is an old bull and a young bull standing on a hill overlooking the cows in the meadow. The young bull suggest, “Let’s run down there and have sex with a couple of cows!”
The old bull says, “Let’s walk down there and have sex with all of them.”
From the film Colors.
One of my favorites as a kid was a joke about how a strong gust keeps knocking over the cows but the bulls only sway a little in the wind. Questioned by the cows how they stay upright, one bull tells them “We bulls wobble but we don’t fall down.”
Two English cows are out grazing in a field.
One says “Wot’s all this I hear 'bout Mad Cow Disease then?”
The other replies “Nothin’ t’do with me. I’m a helicopter!”
One cold day one bull says to the other, “I’m going to slip into a Jersey.”
A female farmer calls the local breeder to bring his bull over and impregnate her cow.
The two are leaning against a fence watching the bull do his thing when the breeder grins and says “You know, I could do with some of that.”
“Go ahead,” says the farmer. “It’s your bull.”