Hmm. World Eater, I’ll see your bet and raise you a pair of tap shoes. I would also consider strapping cymbals to my knees and playing percussion for my singing. Or maybe using maracas and changing the song to the Chiquita Banana commercial jingle. Would I be allowed to wear a funny hat with fruit on it, as long as I was naked below the earlobes?
What the hell. Once I get my million, it isn’t like I’m ever going back anyway.
I walk around naked in my place of employment every single day!
I’m not a stripper.
I’m self-employed, and work out of my house.
For a million bucks, I’ll walk round anyplace naked.
Hell yes. I’m not ashamed of my body. Heck, I’m in the game industry- they’re lucky if we bathe. 
Make it 2.5 million, and you’re on. That’s the amount I figure is my “drop dead” money: That amount of money I’d need, minimum, to be able to tell the whole world to “drop dead”.
Lessee… At a nice, conservative 5% return, that’s US$125K per year… Yup! That’d do it!
Regarding the OP, I would. I work in a hospital that has a psych floor. I imagine I’d end up spending a lot of time up there before collecting, but I’d do it.
Damn! I’m still thinking about this one…
(I really don’t even have much of a sweet tooth, but to know you could NEVER eat another sweet is a lil’ rough…)
Me, probably not.
WV_Man says he would, though.
That would definitely make the first day of school interesting for my fifth graders. Given that I’d lose my job and never get a job teaching again, I’d say the price is too high. Make it 2.5, and I’d make the sacrifice.
I would drag my fat naked ass all over town for that kind of money.
Then I’d move. If I wasn’t run out of town first.
And yes, I’d give up sweets forever too. I don’t even have to think twice.
If you buy me a few drinks first, I’d probably do it for free. 
Could you REALLY be sued by co-wokers for that in the US? On what grounds?
Asssalt & Buttery.
Why would you need to get another job with that kind of money (properly invested in a high return account of course!) Make it one million sterling and you’re on!
Okay. I just got nekkid! Where’s my Million?
I already called my realator and have offers on 3 4-plex’s. I’ll never have to work again.
Um, Catfish,
I was hypothetically speaking…there is no million dollars, there is no 4-plex.
Right now you are naked and poor.
I’m sorry.
Was this intentional or freudian?
Lol, this could get competative quickly.
For $1M with no taxes:
Walk around naked at the office? Yup. I can live off 5% of that, and the return ought to be that much.
Give up sweets? Norfolkin’ way.
[sub]Nate, I’ll supplement Abe Babe’s bag of Doritos with a box of Krispy Kremes, if I can be there as a witness.[/sub]
OK, here’s another one: for the usual tax-free mil, would you star in a hard-core porn movie, and show it to your parents?
Heck, yeah I would (the naked part). <shrug> It’s just a body; everyone’s got one.
I’d do it, and so would the co-workers I asked. The only problem is that at this place, we’d have to be naked all day, as nobody would ever bother to call the police. Hell, half the office parties end with the chairman (male), the VP (female), the accountant (female) and various other employees in advanced states of undress. They’d just think I started early.
I just asked another co-worker and his answer was “absolutely not!” When asked why, he said “because I’d have to be naked for the rest of my life! They’d never throw me out!” When we changed to conditions to include a one day limit, he said “my pants are down right now.”
I love this place.
For me, that’s the start of a good day.
They’d probably give me $2,000,000 to put my clothes back on.