Walk around your place of employment (doesn’t count if you work at home) COMPLETELY naked, saying “Hi” to everyone until security or the police showed up to escort you out?
PS - You can’t explain to people WHY you are naked.
I would.
I’d do that for 1/4 million.
Would you give up all sweets for the rest of your life? No cheesecake, no cookies, no chocolate, not even Cracker Jacks ever again.
Can I eat fake sweets?
No.
Not only would I be thrown in jail, I’d be blacklisted from any future employers, and $1,000,000 isn’t enough to support me the rest of my life.
I mean like saccharin instead of real sugar…
Just what we need…, a low-bidder.
Hell, given that my last employer sacked me a few months ago I’d do it for kicks and a bag of Doritos.
Nope, no dessert. I’ll make allowances for naturally sweet stuff like fruit, but no sugar added confections.
Do potato chips count? What about McDonalds french fries? Buttered popcorn? (It wouldn’t be a movie without buttered popcorn!)
Sure I’d walk around nude at my job for a cool mil. I couldn’t go without the sweets though. I mean what the hell could they do to you? I don’t think they would do a whole lot, and I don’t think you’d lose your job, unless you were a teacher or something like that.
Considering $1M wouldn’t begin to cover the pain-and-suffering lawsuits my coworkers would file - no way.
But $1M to give up sweets? I’ve got a heck of a sweet tooth, but I think it would be doable. I’d need a lot of money to buy new friends, tho, since I’d be a major grouch without my ice cream and pastry.
There is no way I’d walk around naked at work–for any amount of money.
However, I’d gladly–well, perhaps that’s overstating it a bit–give up sweets for the rest of my life for the money. Where do I sign up? 
C4C counts on her fingers. Let’s see, I could pay off the house, all the credit cards, buy a new car, finish college and go to grad school . . . maybe even a nice trip around the world. Show me the money, baby!!
I’ll supply the Doritos, if some of you DC area folks start kicking him.
JC I hope the job search is going well. Nothing came of the Bishop’s Conference opening?
Oh, absolutely. And I’d sell my story to some sleazy tabloid show and get some extra, um, exposure on top of it all.
Maybe I’d get fired, sure. But I won’t have trouble getting another job. Who wouldn’t want to hire the Naked Millionaire?
Daniel
Yes, but… hire for what?
Dammit, Abe, you beat me to it! I was going to offer up a bag of Doritos.
Hmm. San Diego is nice this time of year, JC, not nearly as hot & humid as DC. 
I’d think long and hard before I decided not to do it. But the sweets, not on your frickin’ life!
“I’d think long and hard …”
Interesting choice of words.
Since it’s tax free, I’m assuming this is for some sort of charitable event. As long as it’s for the pubic good, I’d probably consider it unless it was on Bring You’r Kid To Work Day.
:eek:
As long as I was protected against said lawsuits, hell ya.
They already know I’m kind of odd, so I doubt that many would really be that suprised. I’d even play up the “just another day at the office” aspect of it.
Keep in mind a million in the bank will make $100,000 a year off interest. So shit yes I would do that, I’d even sing the Smurfs theme song and dance around to boot.
World Eater, where do you bank? Long term rates are in the 3 - 4% range right now. Still…
$1,000,000 does have a nice ring to it. Do I get to collect unemployment?