For whatever confluence of reasons I have been approached by 3 people over the past few months (all men in this case), including a close relative, who are in the middle of fighting with their soon to be ex’s over their divorces. I have been stunned by their lack of understanding about what is actually going on, but in retrospect I was in the same place when I got divorced in 1996.
I’m not holding myself out as an expert on divorce, I simply went through it in the state of Maryland and it appears most state divorce laws are similar enough this information may be of some use. If you want to offer corrections or additions feel free.
Realization 1 - Unless you are relatively well off with lots of assets 90%+ of your divorce settlement, child support and other issues will be dictated by formulas defined in state law. The other sides attorney can make a gazillion claims for alimony, custody etc., but in the end if it gets before a Judge he’s normally simply going to go by allocation formulas defined by the state and that will be that. You can look these up on the web and if you have handle on your assets and finances a half hour with a pocket calculator will tell pretty much where you are going to be post divorce.
Realization 2: A lot of people who file for divorce don’t seem to realize that if you are in a middle income demographic getting an expensive, bulldog attorney to punish your soon to be ex with a big Kabuki dance of threats is going to result in a bill for tens of thousands of dollars that they (the filing party) will have to pay post divorce. Demanding that your ex pay your legal bills is not always winning strategy and the filer often finds themselves responsible for a huge bill that impoverishes them for years.
The bottom line here is that there is generally only “X” dollars in a middle class household and post divorce it is probable there will be less as you have two households. Burning up cash on super aggressive attorneys for a household with middle class (or even upper middle class) level of assets is not a always prudent move.
Realization 3: Alimony is often asked for but not easily granted, and when granted is granted for short periods to allow the non-working spouse to “re-habilitate” themselves to working.
Realization 4: Fighting over custody if your children are 14 years old or older is a gigantic waste for time. You can make all the plans in the world but in very short order teenagers will decide who they want to live with and that will be that. If a child is 14 to 15 or older the court will usually go along with where the teenager wants to live.
Realization 5: If you have kids together you are going to be joined at the hip by your kids for decades. Regardless of how righteous you feel burning the village and salting the earth by disparaging your ex to your kids and friends may feel good in the short term, but is generally hugely counter-productive as you will eventually have to cooperate with them on a wide range of issues involving the kids for decades and even into grandparent-hood. If you are the one playing hardball with comments you run the risk of the rest of the family shutting you out so they can get on with their lives and relationships.
Realization 6: No one really wants to hear you moan and groan at length about what a bitch or bastard your soon to be ex is. They will be polite but listening to this nonsense is tiresome. Keep it to a low roar.