Let me get this straight, you only want to marry me to divorce me? I shall not be used in that manner, dearest Zoggie. And why would it make me feel better to know that you’d dump me? I’m heartbroken. Don’t pay attention to the grumpy, callous exterior I project in the Welcom Wagon thread, I’m really very sensitive. ::sniff sniff::
You know all that stands between us is the age difference, don’t you? When do you turn 18 anyway?
BTW, I’d forgotten about the Crispy Toad scandal until you brought it up here again.
Wow, 20 replies to this thread, people must be divorcing like flies (they divorce alot…) I thought. Then I acturally read the thread and it’s all smoochy smoochy and no-one got an divorce. Yuck, you people are sick.
Maybe I’m just bitter because I didn’t get to marry anyone.
You’d forget the wee toads, some of whom were your brethen? Yeesh.
I’m sixteen. I turn eighteen in…uh, lemme see. 2002. Sept 23rd, 2002 to be precise. Yup, I can barely wait. (And now the whole board knows my age.) Also I’m flattered that the only thing between us is age.
How old are you, dear Crunchy?
Oh and about the marriage/divorce thing- the only reason I wanted to divorce you after we got married was due to this thread. I mean, its so cool HAVING the option. I’d never do it to you in reality. Unless you merited a divorce for some reason or another. Even if you did, I don’t think I’d actually excercise the divorce thing. I’d just have a lurid affair with Jester or Jack until you came to your senses (kidding of course. :))
And why would it make me feel better to know that you’d dump me? I’m heartbroken. Don’t pay attention to the grumpy, callous exterior I project in the Welcom Wagon thread, I’m really very sensitive. ::sniff sniff::