We’ve all had our fun on the virtual marriage thread, but not all spur of the moment marriages pan out to nicely… anyone you want to get rid of?
This thread is going to be SO much shorter than the marriage thread, isn’t it?
Don’t worry Totoro…you’re The Spouse I Love Best at the Moment. 
No. Never.
Man, this is going to be the most useless thread I’ve ever put up. I think…
:: Dewt, the infamous virtual shark lawyer leaves the emergency room to hang out in this thread ::
Torturo, I feel kinda bad about how your thread is turning out. I didn’t virtually marry anyone, but I could pretend to be the Virtual Other Woman and try to bust up some happy couples.
I’m virtually married to a moderator. No way in hell I’m gettin’ up offa this gig. 
Cranky: Virtual Other Woman? Most of the virtually married folk here have more than one virtual spouse. Virtual Other Women are kinda, well, unnecessary. No offense.
Totoro…you positively, absolutely, rock.
I wish Crunchy would come in and drop some of his lives. Lilbit has been- what, AWOL for the past few months? Please please please…
Geez … and here I thought the whole idea behind this was to get off.
Nocturne, I love you hunny bunny!
Totoro, sweets, as wonderful as you are…I don’t want to have our honeymoon…right…here.
Well, I meant the gig, you know? Sure, we’ll get off, but I’m just not giving up my…
Oh, never mind. You want a sandwich or something? :o
You sure? Okay.
(Meet me in back!)
It looks like this might turn into the Virtual Orgy Thread.
Sorry Zoggie, I’m devoted to all 5 of my wives. Even the AWOL one.
Quite frankly, I’m surprised none of them have popped in here to drop me.
Don’t be so negative crunchy. Keep talking like that and they will.
And can’t we have one thread that doesn’t degenerate into an orgy?
I would absolutly LOVE a divorce!! …unfortunatly no one will marry me. 
Hey! Anyone wanna get hitched just for the divorce???
Totoro, a question on etiquette.
Are you allowing unhitched bods to lurk in this thread, fossicking the prospect of a pick up on the rebound?
Ah, there’s always room for another sad bastard!
Jesus, Crunchy. You aren’t adverse to polygamy but you’re strict when it comes to minors, aren’t you? Argh. Well if it makes you feel any better, I’D drop you if we were married.
The only reason you won’t marry me so we can get a divorce is because of the Crispy Toads scandal, isn’t it? ISN’T IT?! Goddamnit. You eat ONE box of Crispy Toads on a rainy night and you’re regretting it for the rest of your life.
[sub]Er…replace the word ONE, with forty, but that’s it i swear…[/sub]