Sounds good to me! I’ll be on the next flight… say we meet at about 6am local time?
What say we paste random pages out of his Shakespeare quotations book onto his tarred person?
I bid you remember:
“the rarer action is
In virtue than in vengeance”
–The Tempest, Act 5, Scene i
“all this uttered
With gentle breath,
calm look, knees humbly bow’d”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene i
“wisdom cries out in the
streets, and no man regards it.”
–King Henry IV, Part 1, Act 1, Scene ii
“Devise, wit; write, pen;
for I am for whole volumes in folio.”
–Love’s Labour Lost, Act 1, Scene ii
Now, there’s a good idea! I KNEW there was something I liked about you!
Scotti the Scorned
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“A green and gilded snake
had wreathed itself…
but suddenly, Seeing [Audrey],
it unlink’d itself, And with indented glides
did slip away Into a bush” 
–As You Like It, Act 4, Scene iii
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“for these fellows of infinite tongue,
that can rhyme themselves
into ladies’ favours, they do
always reason themselves out again”
King Henry V, Act 5, Scene ii
DRY, you should just be grateful that Scotti and I aren’t planning to do anything truly evil to you!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Scotticher *
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Personally, I thought it was her goats. :eek:
[hijack]
I’ve wanted to do this. Now that I have, it’s not so thrilling. Sigh.
[lojack]
Hey Scotti, what’s up with DRY’s goat fixation? I haven’t known him as long as you have, so I was thinkin’ maybe you could shed some light on this for me?
“thus to persist
In doing wrong extenuates not wrong,
But makes it much more heavy”
–Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene ii
No! We’re not! That’s what makes it funnier!!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by DRY *
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Does Audrey have goats? Somehow I missed this. However, I love animals in general, so I guess if need be, I can manage to appreciate her goats. If they are sweet and loving. From afar. Am I (as usual) missing something here?
Scotti
“Roses have thorns, and silver fountains mud;
Clouds and eclipses stain both moon and sun,
And loathsome canker lives in sweetest bud.”
–Sonnet 35, Lines 2-4
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Scotticher *
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I…I just can’t say it. :eek:
Yeah, but 6’ 4", AudreyK and I (Scotti) are now free of our eternal need to flirt with our (formerly) main flirter DRY. So, don’t you realize that this gives you a golden opportunity to step into the breach? Come on, man, get into overdrive here!
Just don’t be depressed if we do not respond immediately, as we are both going to be down in LA tarring and feathering our (former) first love, DRY.
Scotti
Scotti, I think DRY has a thing, you know, a THING, for goats. He keeps talking about them!
FTR, I have no goats. I think I’d have to get special permits to own such things here in Hawaii.
And on perhaps a related note, he still hasn’t answered my question about how many women he’s asked to marry him.
[sub]Told ya I was gonna return the love, didn’t I, sweetie?
As many as it takes for ONE to say yes.
Aren’t there any NUTURING women around here? 
“NURTURING!”
"NURTURING"
(Though, with these two on my mind, it’s a wonder that I didn’t type “neutering”. Hey, 6’4", they’re all yours!)
we’re all nuturing mr. dry. perhaps your goat fettish is causing you not to see things clearly…
DRY, you want to be married AND neutered? Why on earth didn’t you say so?! I’d be happy to be your bride!
The neutering, well…Hey, isn’t Michi a vet nurse?
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by DRY *
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HEY! If you are going to quote me, the least you can do is quote me correctly. Sheesh.
Dig your grave a little deeper, sweetheart. We’ll put a little thin ice over it, and then after the tar and feather treatment, we’ll push you over in that general direction.
That should solidify the tar.
Luvya, hon!
Scotti