Awww 
Don’t say that. It’s just time I stop being a slut and settle down and be a two-woman man, that’s all. 
Actually, my statement had nothing to do with you and everything to do with this:
cracking open a Thirtsy Dog and loosening tie
yeah well, never made it through law school, so, what can ya expect???
hmmmm, pondering Crunchy’s terms
I’ll need to confer with my client on this one …
(gueez, why do people take personal attacks so, …, personally??)
Of course I dreamt of you Crunchy!!!
[sub]dreamt of little froggy balls in a jar beside my bed perhaps - but dreamt all the same[/sub]
I am glad you liked the poem - I loved mine - my first love poem sigh and even had “As you wish” in it - what more can a girl want? Well, other than jewellery, sports car and a few million to throw around - but hey - you take what you can get these days - the poem will do nicely!! 
As for divorce? Well I am still getting Kristoph to write up the papers - just in case this squeaky clean image of yours falls down. I am not just going to be won over by one poem, a little bit of wooing is in line I think - show me what you have got dahling winks
Squeaky clean? This Frog?!?
Dearie, if you’re going to force Crunchy to stay clean then I’l just have to take my considerable talents elsewhere.
Bye, bye, Froggy. It was fun.
Well that is going to take extra wooing!!!
[sub]sigh I feel this is a lost cause[/sub]
Divorce? That’s going to cost you honey. I’m filing for custody of the playstation.
Thanks for popping by, Tally-Ho! I haven’t seen you around in weeks. I must say your timing is impeccable.
wyldelf - you weren’t around for that whole first marraige to little*bit, when Tally Ho became my virtual mistress. I guess I should also warn you before Rachelle stops by that she is the mother of my virtual love child. I don’t remember any of this, but she swears its mine. I don’t suppose you’re going to blame me for stuff that happened before you were even registered, are you?
And MissBHaven, fine, the Playstation is yours. Come get it. [sub]What do I care? I got a PS2 for Christmas![/sub]
Extra wooing, huh? I just got to work, so let me settle in and get some stuff taken care of and then I’ll woo like no one’s ever wooed before!
wyldelf, since you’ve been working hard all day I thought it’s be nice if you can just come home and unwind.
I hand wyldelf a glass of Dom Perignon. As you enter, you can see I’ve placed candles throughout for soft lighting. Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata is drifting through the air. A trail of rose petals leads the way to the bathroom – where a soothingly hot bubble bath has been drawn for you – with a dozen red roses waiting for you just outside the door. I leave you to climb into the bath and I check on the dinner I’m cooking for you. We’re having Indian food by candlelight tonight. I’ll be serving pandhra rassa (white chicken curry), masale bhat (spicy pulao), and sheera (sticky pudding). After ensuring that dinner is cooking smoothly, I enter the bathroom where you are relaxing in the bubblebath and sit on the edge of the tub. I massage your shoulders and neck while you relax in the water and sip your wine. After about 5 minutes, I give you a gentle kiss on the shoulder and leave to finish dinner preparations. Hopefully, everything this evening will be as you wish.
[sub]I don’t have much practice with being romantic. How was that?[/sub]
melts
sighs
moans
grrrrrrr ooops - tummy is rumbling
my favourites - for everything
pray continue…