+1
“Thin” varieties are definitely better, but it doesn’t feel as good and I find the lube unpleasant.
People are saying “it’s better than nothing,” which I agree with, but IMHO a BJ or even HJ are better alternatives.
When I was young, single and nervous I sometimes found the slightly fiddly process of tearing open the packet, determining the correct side to roll on and finally ‘sheathing’ myself would be enough to break my confidence and make me wilt. Sad times.
And once, where a spearmint-flavoured condom was the only option, the vile minty stench put both of us off.
I’m very glad to be rid of them these days.
Thanks for that analogy. It’s always nice to hear fresh, new jokes.
And expertly told as well. 
They only go stale when you unwrap them.