Those damn drivers, always talking on their cell-phones about evolution. Every body knows that evolution is an athiest conspiracty to hide the truth of some races being more intelligent. Guess who started it? McVeigh. Yeah, thats right, his libertarian views caused him to start it, so he could drive a SUV through red lights and get a job as a telemarketer. Damn Moderators.
This is my first post to the Pit but does anyone know how to use VB coding?
Ohhh… and BTW the moderators gave me a rash. All of them.
Okay. Shit, piss, fuck. I hope you didn’t find that too painful.
Something tells me there won’t be too many Jurassic Park III threads.
Oh, and those threads filled with those look-at-me-i’m-so-ironic posts… they piss me off too 
Fran
I’ve always wondered why the three words that end in gry park in driveways that are made out of the same stuff that the airplane black boxes are. Any input?
For X=1 to infinity
((((Insert poster’s name here))))
Next X
To be fair, there haven’t been any really good asspole threads in awhile. 
All your base do what?
What’s the catch? Huh?? What? This makes no sense. Can anybody on the boards explain??? Please!!!
In which I claim that you are all part of a clique and are excluding me…
So, what do you call your vagina/bunghole/penis?
My favorite poster is:
Work sucks!
Zette
Napster isn’t working! What’s the best alternative?
New proof Creation is correct!
Bush Sucks
America Sucks
My Boss Sucks
My Parents Suck
Bill Gates Sucks
Someone/something powerful sucks
Electrolux Sux!
Not to mention Phaedrus and JDT…oh shit
Apologies from the depth of my being…
You all are so gay.
Well, my first crush was on the Muppet Babies–all of them because I didn’t know about sexual orientation then. But now I think the Muppet Babies suck, and eveybody who likes them sucks too.
Was I supposed to use a comma after “sucks”? And is my question mark in the right place? How would I say that in Latin?
I just hate it when people say “accept” instead of “except”. And it’s spelled “extraneous”. Where did you go to school?
What the hell? They found OJ innocent?
I haven’t seen AI but I hate it.
Is this thread meant to be funny or something? I don’t get it.
Cranky : You’re absolutely right! Great thread title.
Milossarian : Good point.
Spooje : LOL ROFL HAHA MYOB PAYE
Jarbabyj and Kaybeyj : !! have you two met before?
Giraffe : Me too!
Woodstockbirdybird : How ironic…Like rain on your wedding day…!
Kamandi : Don’t get me started on that…!
Juniper200 : I’m with you man, but you know the Mods…
jr8 : Hahaha hilarious. God you are SO funny man. Can I reprint this and send it out in a chain letter…?
Captain Amazing : Does the name Lewinsky mean anything…?
Protesilaus : Yes dude…!
Stoid : couldn’t agree more…!
Quicksilver : As an aussie myself I have to agree…!
UncleBeer : Am I “gunna” have trouble with you…!!?
Magdalene : So how you doin’?
Tars Tarkas : Congratulations!! Me too…!
Punoqllads : Ouch! Me too…!
Max Torque : Yep! Me too…!
Kamandi : Hell yes…!
Epimetheus : Me too…!
Absoul : Me too…!
jab1 : Ha ha me too…!
Francesca : Me too…!
Jester : you make me laugh too…!
Snooooopy : Me toooooo…!
EnderW : Me too…!
Silkythread : Mee too…!
Rosebud : We all do too…!BTW how are you have been meaning to email you. The rash cleared up, it was only hives. Did you find my Blockbusters card at all?
Zette, BillH, Klaatu, Rosebud again (Hi Rosebud!) Andygirl, Kalessa, : Me too…!
Monster104 Yes I agree…!
pREVIEW!!! AAAAGH!!! i FORGOT TO pREVIEW! i’M SORRY. tHAT WAS awful!! fORGIVE ME EVERYBODY!!
sORRY AGAIN. oF COURSE ALL bold WORDS SHOULD BE pLAIN AND ALL plain WORDS bOLD. oKAY?
pREVIEW ID\S mY fRIEND…
rEDBOSS
Well, I, personally, am looking forward to my 5,000th post party. I’ll expect you all to be there and bring gifts.
Esprix