A Star Destroyer would beat the shit out of the Enterprise.
Redboss, you owe me a new monitor!!
Well, I was considering it until this:
Chicken of Bristol!
or Helen Damnation.
The rash cleared up, Redboss? Oh, it’ll be back. Trust me. And I will return your Blockbuster card. For a small (very large) fee. We shall discuss terms-- take it to e-mail! These personal issues should not be aired on the board!
Also, I’d like to do something really, really illegal to my neighbors. You’ll all help me find the info on that, right? Unless the Evil Nazi Mods stop you.
Oh, and I’M LEAVING! ::stamp stamp stamp::
Three Quick Questions:
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Fox has just proved that the moon landings were fake because some of the pictures “supposedly” taken there looked a little too pretty. What is your reaction to the U.S. government deceiving us like this?
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My computer is acting up. It is a Blue Gateway Macintosh with 128 volt hard drive and 38 kilohertz of RAM. The monitor will not turn on at all. I have been having these problems since the power went out. Any suggestions?
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Hi Opal! (Sorry to trick you. I really only had two questions. You can pay me back later)
Three Quick Questions:
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Fox has just proved that the moon landings were fake because some of the pictures “supposedly” taken there looked a little too pretty. What is your reaction to the U.S. government deceiving us like this?
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My computer is acting up. It is a Blue Gateway Macintosh with 128 volt hard drive and 38 kilohertz of RAM. The monitor will not turn on at all. I have been having these problems since the power went out. Any suggestions?
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Hi Opal! (Sorry to trick you. I really only had two questions. You can pay me back later)
I would want to boink both Veronica and Mary Ann.
Man, that’s exactly why I was considering it.
What am I supposed to do with all of these left over Ball Mason Jar rings and lids? And, what board do I go to to find this out? Is this a problem that many people face?
Also, I’m Jewish. Which board to do I to for that?
Additionally, I want Jughead 
I’m back.
Shagnasty, your problems (and not just your computer problems, I mean every problem you have had since birth and possibly before) are caused by Microsuck. Or maybe Crapintosh. Either way, everything you know is wrong.
Furthermore, this board is too slow. Why can’t you be like that nice board down the street, always so speedy and helpful and quick to pick up after itself?
poopah– both at the same time?
Do Chinese people in China eat Chinese food every day in China?
Remember to look before you leap and that he who hesitates is lost.
Who is the sexiest superhero?
If it’s true that jerking off makes your palms hairy, why are mine covered with moss?
To get to my house, turn left, then right, then right, then left and then right again. You can’t miss it.
If Howard Stern rules, then why doesn’t he live in the White House?
It was a dark and stormy night during the best of times and the worst of times, so call me Ishmael.
Pot, meet Kettle.
[sub]my work here is done[/sub]
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and bail bondsman?
Please note, this post was not meant as a personal insult to any of my Christian friends.
Except one.
Dragging out a cooler and setting up his lawn chair
D&R…
Dragging out a cooler and setting up his lawn chair
D&R…
Sorry about the multi-post. I didn’t see my reply hit the thread, so I just hit “reply” 176 times.