Oh it wasn’t enough to introduce the Peanut Butter & Chocolate Double Delight cookies was it? You weren’t satisfied with the unnecessarity fat you’ve added to my diet with those. Now you brought a new beast to the market. How am I to resist Coffee ‘n’ Creme? Have I not already posted about my coffee addiction?
Hey! Wait a minute.
:: looks suspiciously around ::
Someone from Nabisco must be monitoring our posts for our weaknesses.
No, it’s Mother’s and her goddammed Iced Raisin Cookies that will bring about the downfall of civilization as we know it.
It’s Mother’s, alright, but it’s not the Iced Raisin Cookies. Animal Circus cookies, the little innocent pink-and-white sprinkled sugar bombs that will certainly kill us all. Well, me, at least.
All I have to say is that I think that the downfall of man began when Peppridge Farm put out the cookie like with cities for names… My favorite and my weakness being the White Chocolate Macadamia Nut ones. Yeah. it’s all downhill from here.
Soft double chocolate chip. That’s final.
JavaMaven1, I’ll concede that the Circus Animal cookies will play a significant role in the destruction of any survivors but I feel strongly that Iced Raisins cookies are the instruments of our doom. At this point, I’m not ruling out any decisive action on the part of Taffy Sandwich cookies, either.
Yeah I saw those Oreos. Lets just say they needed a mop on aisle four.
All of the above is nothing compared to the Evil Overlords’ ingenious plan that uses innocent Girl Scouts and their parents to distribute Thin Mint cookies throughout the world’s office space.
The Simply Shortbread cookies by the folks who make Pecan Sandies are on our flank and closing in…
Bosda shaves his head bald, then tears up a photograph of a cookie on national TV.
FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY! 
Don’t forget, Nabisco is owned by RJ Reynolds. They must have learned some of the addictivity tricks from their tobacco fathers.
Hmmm, that is worrying about Nabisco’s corporate parents. I hope they don’t get any ideas from this urban legend about Tim Horton’s coffee!
Don’t forget that seasonal threat…the one behind those sweet-faced little girls in pigtails and shy little voices.
The dreaded
Girl Scout Cookies
I think these are more dangerous. They aren’t available year round, not in the stores, and you’re helping the Girl Scouts, so it feels charitable to buy one box…or two…or ten.
(ivylass, who can’t resist the chocolate peanut butter cookies)
ivylass–I agree!Oy…being a former Girl Scout myself…I became addicted at an early age to those devilish little cookies. First it was the Thin Mints and then…then they introduced the cookies that will bring about my own personal doom a nd one-way trip to Diet Hell:The Samoans. So sweet with the caramel and toasted cocanut…begins to droolIt’s not fair to sell these caloric monstrosities I tell ya. It ain’t FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!
IDBB
What you guys need is some simple natural healthy food. Such as Amy’s. They’ll fold the strawbwerries into the ice cream before your very eyes.
Dextrin–they do the same thing at the local Maggie Moo’s (an ice cream shoppe). It’s sinful the way they slap that cold ice cream down onto the marble slab behind the counter and fold in such delightful goodies as strawberries,pineapple,M&Ms and cookie dough…drools
IDBB
I think there should be a Maggie Moo /Amy’s slapping fight. I’d pay to watch. It’d be the perfect end to an Iron Chef Barbeque face off.
My personal demon is Reese’s Nutrageous candy bar. Whenever I tear off the paper covering, I sniff the entire length of the bar for its rich chocolate peanut butter aroma. It’s like savoring a fine cigar.
I’ve been to both. Amy’s would win, but Maggie Moo and the Marble Slab are both fine competitors. HOWEVER, they are none as evil as the Oreo cookies. Oreos come 2 bags for $5 and lurk within your own home, taunting you from the cookie jar. You must venture out to find the creamy goodness of the ice cream shoppe. Of course there is always the other Big Bad known as Blue Bell - which tempts from the freezer.
hmmm.
Now I must add you two to the list of evil in the world as you’ve given me the idea of crumbling these cookies into a bowl of Blue Bell Dutch Chocolate ice cream.
Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies: so sweet, so good, so deadly.