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**Tell me about your solar powered home

How are you heating your home this winter?
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** Erection terms you never want to hear again
When is the election?

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Nevermind.

That DRESS, Mrs Obama…
Now Halloween turns political!

**Great Epitaphs
“The First Black President”
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Straight to Hell on that one.

In GQ:
** My dog is horking
Animated Ads**

So that’s where they come from!

My mom’s friend is getting divorced for the SEVENTH time!
The madness begins (wedding expectations)

**New York dopefest Saturday 8th November at Juniors, Times Square
How many other SDMBers have you met? **

As of Saturday, a few more :smiley:

**Parents - this is why your children aren’t allowed to run free in public

Hippos
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** My cat almost knows President-elect Obama!

Odd things your cat likes (that is cute, without saying)
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Can inflation go backwards?
“With all deliberate haste (speed)”?

**Boils. Also known as incredibly enormous pimples in weird locations.
Lest We Forget **

I know I won’t now, thanks to that, uh, graphic description.

** Gay marriage opponents, listen up: I’ve got a secret to tell you
I wish to ream your asshole with a rusty chandelier **

**90yo woman found living with bodies of three siblings
A little weird, I suppose. Funeral related. **

From New Posts:

**Would Hillary have won?
Can inflation go backwards?
What If The Earth Spun The Other Way **

**What Has Hubble Found THIS Time?
Awesome, candid photoset from Election Night from Obama **

LA / So. Cal Dopefest
There’s Rioting in Our Streets

**So I got laid off yesterday.

My first big OOPS! moment with my gun**

Heh heh heh.

**Who pays for a wedding?
Hippos
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Asked and answered.

**Lest We Forget
Overdraft fees suck
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I didn’t really need the reminder, but thanks anyway.

**My childrens father is dying
My first big OOPS! moment with my gun **