Forked Sequential Threads

**VERY TMI, in fact deliberately gross: What’s the biggest poop you’ve ever had?

Am I the only one whose sphyncters tighten watching Obama ‘Work the Crowd’?

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** You’re Fat! Yeah? What of it?
Terriffic. Now I have to feel guilty about chocolate too. **

**My experience at an Obama rally

Am I the only one whose sphyncters tighten watching Obama ‘Work the Crowd’?

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**Fuck it, I’m choking my chicken

Really, What Choice Did I Have?
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**Sorry the election has you down, but…

DSYoungEsq, must you be an asshole every single time?**

Sorry the election has you down, but…
You’re Fat! Yeah? What of it?

** Diagnose me over the internet! (Medical knowledge optional.)

My dentist is trying to kill me!
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That’s a pretty severe diagnosis

**Why do women scream?
Woman plugged into computer **

How do you leave the stress of work at work?
Hypothetical Suicide

It’s like starting each day as a new man.

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The Greatest Threat to Democracy is…
God damnit, Obama, stop texting me!
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**Election terms you never want to hear again
I done my doodie. How was your voting experience?
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**I’m so not sleeping tonight. Who’s with me?
F*ck yeah!!! **

Dude, it’s just a little missed sleep. It’s really not that exciting.

**Scientific evidence of God’s existence

Is Satanism too bland?
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Yes
Therefore, God Exists
Q.E.D.

** Erection terms you never want to hear again

F*ck yeah!!!
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**What will you remember about 2008?
procrastinating!!!

The crappy thing about Obama winning
The Little Train That Was Constipated**

**Why have the markets fallen on Obama’s victory day?

I lost money

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**Erection terms you never want to hear again
Sarah Palin’s career options have opened up. **

Errr… backs out of thread

**What cartoon characters have you been attracted too?
V
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**Erection terms you never want to hear again
Canada Erects New Statue to War of 1812
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McCain supporters. How do you feel?
YAAAY!!! No more robo-calls!!!

There’s always a bright side, I guess.