Pumpkin Dump
Ways you’ve been unpleasantly awakened.
Look out below!
Would work better in the other order.
**Scientific evidence of God’s existence
Abortion **
What would make you take up arms?
Western Europe and Socialism
**John McCain will be staying at my hotel this week
What HISTORICAL figure would you assassinate, given the chance?**
Heh heh heh.
**Favorite quotes you know off the top of your head
“I’ll have what she’s having.” **
How many women have done porn?
Your best Halloween costume ever.
Some interesting ideas come to mind…
Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller?
Assassination fears
You see, THAT’S when they get you!
**Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller?
Tales from the Potty–
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Pre-voting
Flip a coin and post your result!
**TP: Over or under and why?
Why is it so difficult to put the new TP onto the roller?
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It’s because it’s so difficult deciding which way to go.
New Posts:
**Oh lord. I AM fat.
You wanna kick MY ass?
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** More Rescued Cats
LA / So. Cal Dopefest
Dog saves kittens from fire **
I first read the second one as "LA / So. Cat Dopefest
**Your preference for semen volume. T.M.F.I.
Does size really matter?
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W.T.M.F.I., in my opinion.
** Bad Halloween jokes
Willie Nelson Costume
Comments from people that have either shocked you or have left you pondering…
TP: Over or under and why?
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Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
I saw this one earlier today and it made me laugh:
Your Celebrity Crush That Makes Others Say "WTF?"
Dear Lord, H.P. Lovecraft was one freaky looking guy.
**Oh my FUCKING GOD!..
Bowing Down To Mammon**
(Okay, I admit it - I took “burns” out of the end of the first title to make it funnier. )
**Stick your zip code up your anus.
You wanna kick MY ass?
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Yes, to see the numbers fall out
Why do airplanes have to fly at 30,000+ft.
Get off my lawn!
**McDonalds Monopoly is a Conspiracy
Way to promote your employer, numbnuts **
**VERY TMI, in fact deliberately gross: What’s the biggest poop you’ve ever had?
In the “You’ve GOT to be Shittin’ Me” Department. . .
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**What to do with extra $500 per month (financially) in today’s U.S. economy?
Do you know anyone who uses Meth? **