** New puppy: Tell me it gets better?
We have a new buddy. (doggy cuteness!)
Ask the 911 Calltaker**
**If Obama wins on Nov 4, I’m gonna buy some stock on Nov 5
Is this person being reasonable?
My life is going to suck for a month or so
How could I let this happen? Once more into the breech.**
Most good natured ‘prank’ I’ve ever seen
McCain picks up coveted Time Cube endorsement
My life is going to suck for a month or so
Any recommendations for dating websites in the UK/Ireland?
Explain to me “first sex” etiquette (need answer fast, I hope)
**Would you go for a ride at 1000MPH?
Tell Me About Public Transportation in Los Angeles
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**What did this woman think I was doing?
Finding water with coat hangers
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** What would make you take up arms?
My husband won’t get a flu shot, we have a baby, and I am DREADING the flu season. **
A sick one from “Comments on Cecil’s Columns”
**Finding water with coat hangers
Re abortion column **
I didn’t sleep well last night
I was almost asleep, then got woken up - 7 times
** Let’s improv some Delta Blues!
I didn’t sleep well last night
Jesus, My Kid Is Tall
Being temporarily blind in one eye sucks, but is apparently “Hot”**
[repeat]
payday at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
legalities of prostitution
**If you received $1 million in cash, free and clear…
How many Americans would vote for a maximum tax of 33%
How many Americans would vote for NO taxes?
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What are you going to be for Halloween?
Apologising
**Morbid Q. - How many SDMBers have died?
Anyone know what happened to Askia? [Memorial thread]
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**Songs that mention dates that can change the interpretation
1…2…3…4 **
**Explain to me “first sex” etiquette (need answer fast, I hope)
Apologising **
Yeah, that’ll be an important part of it.
John McCain will be staying at my hotel this week
“Worst way to wake up” contest.
**Joining the U.S. Military
What would make you take up arms?
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It’d work better the other way around, but you go to Sequential Threads with the order you’ve got, not the order you wish you had.
**Room 101…your greatest fear
New puppy: Tell me it gets better?
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No, it doesn’t. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
**Ethical dilemna
What HISTORICAL figure would you assassinate, given the chance?
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What records were hits because of payola?
Dopers! Check out my band’s music!
I garauntee it’ll be a hit.