At last, some good news!
I Suspect I Have Alzheimers
**Why doesn’t ET call us?
Same-Sex Marriage and other Unions **
Yup. Aliens be scared dey’ll catch teh ghey.
**Weird things that have happened to you in restaurants
Nudity in Locker Rooms **
In a restaurant? That’s some weird, right there.
**Love.
Workplace Bathroom Etiquette **
Hey, just keep the stall door closed, and if it’s a lenghty section, use your lunch break. Oh yeah, and please stop leaving your used condoms in the urinal.
Blowjob: Fellatio as ???: Cunnilingus
Earliest use of "touch base"
I would use, “Slidin’ in face first.”
In GQ:
Why/what is the relationship between Israel and the US?
Wood chipper body disposal.
A nice, direct answer.
In MPSIMS
**It’s time for a new Doper pic thread! **
10-minute-long rape scenes are inappropriate workplace viewing. :eek:
Using Dopers’ Ideas as Your Own
Too chicken to say it in person
**What’s with people driving SLOWER lately?
Love. **
They’re all doing it in the front seat.
What are people probably complaining about you for on other boards?
Nudity in Locker Rooms
Starvation in America?
What happens with not yet roadkill?
2 birds, 1 stone.
Somali pirates: What became of that Ukranian ship with the tanks?
Shipwrecks in the Mississippi River
Those pirates sure get around.
Oh, and…
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Fucking Al Qaeda douchebags
For Sarah Palin **
Well, with *that *endorsement, I’d say her 2012 bid is already screwed.
**I’ve been called a troll…
For Sarah Palin
**
I’d do anything for you, Sarah!
**Explain the Xian Trinity
Malcolm X-Died a Christian? **
Nice username/post combo.
Oh, and…
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Why don’t they have X in Y flavor?
Baconnaise: A Preliminary Review **
GQ:
**Traffic Managment: Why Do They Do This?
Crashing a car into a giant wet sponge **
IMHO:
**What would you do if you saw a Big Foot?
Humans urinating and defecating in the ocean**
Leave out the “in the ocean” part and I think you have your answer…
Two-faced kitten born in Australia
What do we do with the Cat From Hell?
Dammit, you got mine.