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**November 23 is International Hot Monkey Love Day

10-minute-long rape scenes are inappropriate workplace viewing**

Just getting ideas, boss!

From New Posts:

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Palin Pardons Stevens!!
Wow. What. An. Idiot. **

In the pit, from the “Yeah? Well I’ll go you one better!” Department:

I pit the restaurant with a cat
vintageloveletter
I Pit Cats In General
Shagnasty

**Post facts that opened your eye.
November 23 is International Hot Monkey Love Day **
:eek:

**Two-faced kitten born in Australia

Is there anything cuter than sleeping kitties?

Odd Animal News

Woolly Bully! Mammoth DNA Sequenced!

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**I’m Scared!
A Day in the Life of a Mod **

So remember, kids, the Mod is just as afraid of you as you are of the Mod.

**My Christmas cactus is budding!
Late Bloomers: Those who master something they started later in life. **

**A WTF Wedding Invitation

Woohoo! Free Dr Pepper for Everyone!**

That is a little confusing, but what the heck!!

**Good Wedding Ideas In Theory, Bad In Real Life

Dog In Wedding. Will It Work

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Bad in Real Life

Single wide trailer destroyed, 12 left homeless, fault?
Ask the guy who teaches convicts.

IMHO goes sexist:

**How should I clean my stairs?
How do you clean your glasses?
Female Dopers, your opinion, please **

**A question for cake bakers
What’s A Drop Cake? **

**Dog In Wedding. Will It Work
Your Most Embarrassing Moment/Experience
Dope Divorces **

Didn’t work too well, then.

**Why contentment is a piss-off.
An entire barrel of Jack Daniels

Celebrity Run-In Stories
More wedding rudeness**

**I Gave Birth to my Kids, I Get to Raise Them, Bitch!
My kid put something bad on the internet…censor the internet NOW! **

Make up your mind!

Dang It! MORE Shoulder Surgery
I’m having Tommy’s for dinner.

**The Weirdest Thing You’ve Seen This Week
Oh Noes! It’s the Gays! **

**Eternal Reef Balls! THIS is what I want done with my body when I die!

Obama must be so proud**

**Gay marriage opponents, listen up: I’ve got a secret to tell you
Garden Gnomes
Fucking cops… **

Meteor Strike in Canada
Obama must be so proud

**Just Wanted To Say…
Oh Noes! It’s the Gays! **