twas prophesized near nine months prior, a return of all that tis evil and unjust in the world, pure evil incarnate, those creatures of hell and hades, the Dark Newbies!
twas claimed that upon the halt of scholarly activity, evil would return. the prophecy was as thus…
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Forsooth! And heed my words… a great chaos shall decend upon our bastion in the realms of uncertanty and ignorance upon the kalendae of june! the elements of chaos shall be known by but one name, and many; the one, Dark Newbie, and the many, indescribeable! the dark newbie shall be recognized as such:
It shall know no search protocol, and ask all questions anew!
It shall know no forum differentiations, and eternally mispost!
It shall never lurk, and therefore never learn the methods of its new domain!
It shall also post it’s answers by reading but the title line, and no Prior Postings!
It shall begin new threads upon the same subject as lower upon the same page!
FEAR MORTALS!
For the dark newbie may be recognised from it’s common contemprary, the Newbie, by two methods:
the dark newbie shalt arrive En masse,
and most heinously, SHALT NEVER RECTIFY IT’S WAYS!
Beware, all good and just champions of knowledge, fighters of evil and ignorance, for if the dark newbie swarm should infect thy messageboard, not even the holy one, the Cecil, can save you!!
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The purpose of this warning is thus…
THE DARK NEWBIES ARE UPON US, AND THERE IS NO POSSIBILITY OF SURVIVAL!!!
