"Fortune Telling" button does not work

I think this thread has had its brain posted out, if you catch my meanin’, if you get my drift…

I’d hit the mail button, but I’m afraid of anthrax.

It says everyone is Logged! Don’t you miss the forests?
BTW, my train of thought just got derailed.

And what’s that © Jelsoft thing all about? Some replacement for silicone breasts?

Why would silicone breasts need to be relaced? Aren’t they the pinnacle of cosmetic surgery? I fail to see the thrust of your argument.

hehehe Arnold said “thrust” hehehehe

Dey needs ta be relaced because dey keeps bustin’ troo da bodice.

And really, I keep hitting the button for the Post Reply and yet my fence remains strangely silent on every matter.

jar

I desparately want to hit the “profile” button, but profiling is so politically incorrect…

See Forum Rules (above) for
more information about what
codes you are allowed to use
in your posts.
I wish they would let us use another reply.

Goodness knows I’ve been trying my “brightness” control since this thread started, and nothing works…

Good to see that vB code is fine.

“Show a printable version” is also broken. I was reading a particularly nasty pit thread which offended my (ahem) delicate sensitivities, so I hit “Show a printable version.”

All of the unprintable words and suggestions were unchanged.

FORUM RULES? Yes, it (and we) do.

JRootabega: I see you are a newbie. When I was one, about 1,762,359 Dopers told me not to hit the enter button, which made my posts look like little haiku. I pass this tip aside. Coldfire the Mod informed me: It’s about as funny as having your penis sawed off with a rusty knife.

When you were one, we told you all sorts of things…go to sleep now, it’s nappie time; don’t put that in your mouth; finish up all your nice mashed beets.

And if you’re sawing off penises with a rusty knife, I certainly HOPE you’re passing the tip aside.

I hit the power button the other day and actually got a (super) power!

Whatever you do don’t press that shiny, battle ship grey colored button!

Wer Kann Das Forum Lesen? Irgendein eingetragener Benutzer oder Gast.

Dieses ist einfach nicht zutreffend. Da ich nicht Englisch spreche, kann ich nicht es lesen.

What’s your secret? I click on it and I’m still in this damned computer lab.

BUUUAAAAHHAAAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!

Obviously your hardware and software are inferior. My condolences, it is never fun to be behind the technology curve.