The meanest thing I’ve ever seen is the “Disable Smilies” box. Why would anyone want to disable a smiley? I mean, here are these poor innocent pixels just hanging trying to get along and you mean people want to disable them for no reason. For shame! STOP SMILIE ABUSE NOW!
FURRYMAN, President of the furryman Home For Dis-Abled Smilies.
BTW: After reading some of these posts I now know the origin of the term “dumb as a post” 
I am impressed with your immense wit!
This is one of the best jokes of it’s kind.
You should be able to sell it to The Simpsons - I can just see Homer making the same inference. Or maybe Fry of Furturama.
When I click the “Buddy” button none of my buddies appear in the room. Help!
In the user control panel there’s an “invisible mode” option. Maybe they’ve all set it to “yes”, and you just don’t see them…
Lost my keys. Hit “Search”. Nothing.
Tried to edit profile. Nose still quite large.
Tried to find square root with first button. Useless.
Will now press “submit reply” but don’t really expect anything to happen.