Fox News fires Sarah Palin, hires Dennis Kucinich

Carrot Top was my first thought!

But Pauley is just a hair less funny, and I used to work for his mom.

You and I agree on the broad brushstrokes, as it were, however.

Not fair! Carrot Top is only a hair funnier because he has so much more hair.

But he doesn’t have an irrating mom, that’s 2 strikes against him.

I dunno, but I’m designing the t-shirts!

i think SNL should give the pair 5 minutes to say whatever they want every show. you would have to have the sound people bring up their audio and damp down the audience laughter so that you could hear them in the broadcast though.

Kucinich was a great choice for them and I’m irate that he actually agreed to it. He is not a photogenic guy, he has way-left wacky views, he doesn’t have a strong or commanding presence at all. He’s basically the PERFECT liberal punching bag for them, and I cannot fathom why he agreed to work for their network. He is stupider than I thought he was.

I feel that I must quote Better Off Dead
“Her? And Him? … That makes sense.”

But that would be TRULY balanced, even if they appeared on shows where they’re outnumbered Four or five to one. Foxnews already have their token quota and dont appear to want more, because centrists can only serve to damage the network’s carefully crafted narrative. They know dennis’s reputation (not just the ufo’s), so might think any risk can be neutralized by some character assassinating on the fly (if necessary).

The money might have been appealing, specially since he needs a job - it would be easy money, whatever the sum. Face time on the airwaves can be useful if he’s thinking of running again.

I’m always shocked at what a bad speaker she is for a woman with a degree in communications.

Maybe it’s because she attended so many different schools (two in that foreign country, Hawaii) in pursuit of her degree that her actual education just got lost in all the boxes.