Updated list!
This one includes a new column, “Year”, where I put the estimated year the issue began. LOL, some of this shit’s gone back to the founding of the country. Not clear on all of the dates (?), some of the freak outs are repetitive (War on Christmas, etc), and, as always. MORE SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE!!!
| Number | Item | Year (appx) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gun fetishism | 1776 |
| 2 | People being ineffective is OK as long as it is a white man. Bush 2. Trump. | 1776 |
| 3 | Immigrants will make America Poorer and dirtier | 1924 |
| 4 | Communism | 1932 |
| 5 | Liberal Media | 1932 |
| 6 | Movie X is inciting violence/sex/drugs | 1932 |
| 7 | Music X is inciting violence/sex/drugs | 1932 |
| 8 | Socialism | 1932 |
| 9 | Islam | 1970 |
| 10 | Supply-Side Economics | 1975 |
| 11 | Jane Fonda | 1980 |
| 12 | AIDS | 1981 |
| 13 | Constant misuse of Born in the USA | 1984 |
| 14 | Hey ho, hey ho, Western Civ has got to go! | 1990 |
| 15 | Socialized medicine has incredible wait times! | 1990 |
| 16 | Tax and Spend Democrats | 1990 |
| 17 | Central Park Five | 1990 |
| 18 | Political Correctness | 1990 |
| 19 | Sovereign Citizens | 1990 |
| 20 | War on Christmas | 1990 |
| 21 | Hillary Clinton (really, a list of her own) | 1991 |
| 22 | Polls oversample democrats | 1992 |
| 23 | Stem Cells | 1995 |
| 24 | USPS must be profitable! | 1995 |
| 25 | Starbucks Christmas | 1999 |
| 26 | Anti-LGBTQ | 2000 |
| 27 | Elian Gonzalez | 2000 |
| 28 | Laura Bush did what? Well, she’s right with Jesus NOW… | 2000 |
| 29 | Book bans | 2000 |
| 30 | Border Security | 2000 |
| 31 | The War on Terror | 2001 |
| 32 | French Fries (Freedom Fries) | 2002 |
| 33 | Ground Zero Mosque | 2002 |
| 34 | Shoe inspections on airplanes | 2002 |
| 35 | Boycotting Heinz Ketchup because of John Kerry’s wife. | 2004 |
| 36 | Gay Marriage | 2004 |
| 37 | John Kerry’s wife is a foreigner and can’t be First Lady | 2004 |
| 38 | No Child Left Behind(?) | 2004 |
| 39 | Patriot Act | 2004 |
| 40 | Swift Boat Veterans for Truth | 2004 |
| 41 | Ted Koppel read names of Iraqi war dead on Nightline (2004), implying war wasn’t going well. | 2004 |
| 42 | I have a wide stance! | 2005 |
| 43 | Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine | 2005 |
| 44 | Obama Katrina 14: Katrina (2005) | 2005 |
| 45 | Participation Trophies | 2005 |
| 46 | Janet’s Boob | 2006 |
| 47 | Terry Schiavo | 2006 |
| 48 | Michael Moore’s F 9/11 | 2007 |
| 49 | Elitist Obama mentioning aurugula to a bunch of Iowan farmers who planted…. Aurugula. | 2008 |
| 50 | Happy Holidays! | 2008 |
| 51 | You didn’t build that | 2008 |
| 52 | ACORN | 2008 |
| 53 | Common Core | 2008 |
| 54 | The 2008 Obama terrorist fistbump with Michelle | 2008 |
| 55 | The Ohio State Flag is mistaken for an Obama flag | 2008 |
| 56 | Moochelle Obama | 2008 |
| 57 | Obama golfing | 2008 |
| 58 | Obama Katrina 15: Affordable Housing | 2008 |
| 59 | Obama used a teleprompter! | 2008 |
| 60 | The Sarah Palin Experience. All of it. | 2008 |
| 61 | Gender-Neutral Restrooms | 2009 |
| 62 | Michelle Bachman | 2009 |
| 63 | Michelle Obama food initiatives | 2009 |
| 64 | Michelle Obama is a man | 2009 |
| 65 | Obama bowed! | 2009 |
| 66 | Obama Katrina 01: The 2009 Swine Flu epidemic | 2009 |
| 67 | Obama’s Mustard | 2009 |
| 68 | Sharia Law is coming! | 2010 |
| 69 | HPV vaccine | 2010 |
| 70 | Obama didn’t wear a flag pin! | 2010 |
| 71 | Obama Katrina 02: The Haiti Earthquake of 2010 | 2010 |
| 72 | Obama Katrina 05: Ebola! | 2010 |
| 73 | Obama Katrina 06: Unaccompanied Children at the Border! | 2010 |
| 74 | Obamacare | 2010 |
| 75 | Tea Party | 2010 |
| 76 | Obama caused ISIS | 2010 |
| 77 | Tan Suit Gate | 2011 |
| 78 | Benghazi | 2012 |
| 79 | Birth Certificate | 2012 |
| 80 | Crisis Actors | 2012 |
| 81 | Keystone Pipeline | 2012 |
| 82 | Miley Cyrus is training girls to be trashy | 2012 |
| 83 | Obama Katrina 03: BP Oil Spill | 2012 |
| 84 | Obama Katrina 04: Hurricane Sandy | 2012 |
| 85 | Obama’s plan to wind down AFG coincided with election | 2012 |
| 86 | Austerity (Debt Ceiling debate 2013) | 2013 |
| 87 | Birth Control | 2013 |
| 88 | Bundy/BLM | 2013 |
| 89 | Comicsgate | 2013 |
| 90 | Gamergate | 2013 |
| 91 | Government shutdown: 2017 | 2013 |
| 92 | Ha! There was a trucker protest in 2013, too! | 2013 |
| 93 | IRS targeting conservatives (they didn’t) | 2013 |
| 94 | Marine holding an umbrella over Obama’s head and not the marine’s own. | 2013 |
| 95 | Obama paying for a muslim culture museum out of his pockets (2013) | 2013 |
| 96 | Sandy Hook | 2013 |
| 97 | Seccessionist movements | 2013 |
| 98 | The Duck Dynasty Debacle/Phil Robertson (2013) | 2013 |
| 99 | Ten Commandments in public spaces | 2014 |
| 100 | George Soros | 2014 |
| 101 | Tide Pods | 2015 |
| 102 | Voting to remove protection from VA’s pro-gun control governor (2015) | 2015 |
| 103 | Immediate, negative reactions to ANYONE who criticized Trump, including the Pope. | 2015 |
| 104 | But Her Emails! | 2016 |
| 105 | Liberals are why we X! | 2016 |
| 106 | Locker Room Talk | 2016 |
| 107 | Anti Cheneyism | 2016 |
| 108 | Anti McCainism | 2016 |
| 109 | Beyonce mentions BLM, police brutality in a 2016 Super Bowl performance | 2016 |
| 110 | Gold Star Family fight | 2016 |
| 111 | Islamic Travelers | 2016 |
| 112 | Jade Helm will have US Military ‘take over’ US. | 2016 |
| 113 | Melania Trump is an inspiration as a foreign-born First Lady | 2016 |
| 114 | PizzaGate | 2016 |
| 115 | Safe Spaces | 2016 |
| 116 | Target (announced non-discrimination against transgenders back in 2016) | 2016 |
| 117 | Teen Vogue (2016) | 2016 |
| 118 | Losing Advertiser Support = Free Speech being Suppressed | 2016 |
| 119 | Obeying the Law is unfair | 2016 |
| 120 | RINO 's | 2016 |
| 121 | Russia Hoax | 2016 |
| 122 | Trump Fact-Checked during debate | 2016 |
| 123 | Trump was sent by God | 2016 |
| 124 | Windmills cause cancer | 2016 |
| 125 | AOC | 2017 |
| 126 | Caravans | 2017 |
| 127 | Confederate Statues | 2017 |
| 128 | George Zimmerman | 2017 |
| 129 | Government shutdown: 2018 | 2017 |
| 130 | Jim Acosta (How dare he ask the President questions?) | 2017 |
| 131 | Kathy Griffin (Decapitated Trump Head) | 2017 |
| 132 | Kneeling | 2017 |
| 133 | Large crowd sizes at 2017 inaugral | 2017 |
| 134 | Nancy Pelosi Gavel | 2017 |
| 135 | Sarah H Sanders being heckled at a restaurant | 2017 |
| 136 | Unite the Right rally | 2017 |
| 137 | Qanon | 2017 |
| 138 | Sanctuary Cities | 2017 |
| 139 | Transexuals playing school sports | 2017 |
| 140 | Antifa | 2018 |
| 141 | Avocado toast as an example of Millennial ‘waste’ | 2018 |
| 142 | BLM in general | 2018 |
| 143 | BLM/Antifa riots have destroyed cities | 2018 |
| 144 | Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line/Police fetishism | 2018 |
| 145 | David Hogg | 2018 |
| 146 | Government shutdown:2013 | 2018 |
| 147 | Greta Thunberg | 2018 |
| 148 | Nancy Pelosi ripping Trump’s speech in half | 2018 |
| 149 | Nascar (banned confederate flag) | 2018 |
| 150 | National Butterfly Center | 2018 |
| 151 | Poor Brett Kavanaugh! What does his possibly being an alchoholic rapist have to do with anything? | 2018 |
| 152 | Release the Memo! | 2018 |
| 153 | Sexuality | 2018 |
| 154 | The Wall around Obama’s house meant he was a hypocrite about the border wall! | 2018 |
| 155 | George Floyd | 2019 |
| 156 | Gillette (said toxic masculinity is bad in a 2019 ad, toxic whining ensued) | 2019 |
| 157 | Kyle Rittenhouse worship | 2019 |
| 158 | Nike (Colin K ad) | 2019 |
| 159 | Nikole Hannah-Jones @ NC | 2019 |
| 160 | The 1619 Project | 2019 |
| 161 | The Hunt (2019 film Trump rage-tweeted about. The controversy caused the film to be released streaming only) | 2019 |
| 162 | Hunter Biden | 2019 |
| 163 | Pronouns | 2019 |
| 164 | Wokism | 2019 |
| 165 | After I acted like a fascist, racist, grifter, libs are preventing me from getting a job! | 2020 |
| 166 | Anti-Fauci | 2020 |
| 167 | Arnold becomes a RINO because of masks | 2020 |
| 168 | Biden’s dementia (compared to man, woman, person, camera, TV) | 2020 |
| 169 | Big Bird | 2020 |
| 170 | Cancel Culture | 2020 |
| 171 | Child smuggling in furniture (in general, actually) | 2020 |
| 172 | COVID Vaccine | 2020 |
| 173 | Cracker Barrel offers Impossible Sausage, makes zero other changes. | 2020 |
| 174 | Defund the Police (no!) | 2020 |
| 175 | Doctor Suess estate removing books | 2020 |
| 176 | Dominion Voting Machines | 2020 |
| 177 | Genders (identity) | 2020 |
| 178 | Ivermectin | 2020 |
| 179 | Jill Biden is NOT a ‘Doctor’. (She is. Just not a medical doctor.) | 2020 |
| 180 | Mail-In ballots | 2020 |
| 181 | Masks | 2020 |
| 182 | Nancy Pelosi at Hairdresser | 2020 |
| 183 | Old People Should Die for the Economy | 2020 |
| 184 | People’s Convoy | 2020 |
| 185 | PePe LePew being left out of LeBrons Space Jam | 2020 |
| 186 | Plandemic | 2020 |
| 187 | Taylor Swift endorses Democrats | 2020 |
| 188 | The Big Lie | 2020 |
| 189 | Trump is secretly President! He will announce himself on Inaugration, er, President’s, er the First Day of, er, some day in August, er, when the COVID thing is straightened out, that’s the ticket! | 2020 |
| 190 | Let’s Go, Brandon! | 2021 |
| 191 | Liberal/Woke/Gay Agenda | 2021 |
| 192 | White Replacement Theory (Carlson) | 2021 |
| 193 | White Supremacy is a hoax (Carlson) | 2021 |
| 194 | 2021 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Protest | 2021 |
| 195 | Baby Formula to illegal immigrants | 2021 |
| 196 | Cardi B’s WAP | 2021 |
| 197 | Cocaine Orgies | 2021 |
| 198 | CRT | 2021 |
| 199 | Defund the FBI (yes!) | 2021 |
| 200 | January 6th denial | 2021 |
| 201 | Jewish Space Lasers | 2021 |
| 202 | Monkeypox is caused by Gay People | 2021 |
| 203 | Yoga being taught to children | 2021 |
| 204 | Dark Brandon - Started as a right-wing op (in China), was co-opted by the left. But, for the purposes of this list, it was INTENDED to be a RW freakout. | 2021 |
| 205 | Abortion | 2022 |
| 206 | Elon Musk will bring Freedumb to Twitter! | 2022 |
| 207 | Interracial Marriage under fire since Roe fell | 2022 |
| 208 | Iraq has nuclear weapons | 2022 |
| 209 | It’s OK to steal nuclear documents | 2022 |
| 210 | Students are forced to identify as animals | 2022 |
| 211 | Suicide Prevention Hotlines (grooming pedophiles) | 2022 |
| 212 | Supreme Court Data Integrity | 2022 |
| 213 | I did this! stickers put on gas pumps | 2022 |
| 214 | Biden’s $500k beach house | 2022 |
| 215 | Student Loan Debt Forgiveness: Bad! PPP Loan Forgiveness: Good! | 2022 |
| 216 | Herschel Walker’s entire candidacy | 2022 |
| 217 | Stop the (Kari Lake) Steal | 2022 |
| 218 | Pelosi has expensive ice cream! During Coronavirus! | 2022 |
| 219 | Lizzo played a musical instrument 335,000,000 Americans didn’t know existed | 2022 |
| 220 | Biden ate an ice cream cone | 2022 |
| 221 | Leslie Stahl is being mean to Trumpie! | ? |
| 222 | Michelle Wolf joking about Sarah H Sanders | ? |
| 223 | Nick Sandmann | ? |
| 224 | Obama Katrina 07: Hurricane Isaac | ? |
| 225 | Obama Katrina 08: MF Global problems | ? |
| 226 | Obama Katrina 10: Mississippi River floods | ? |
| 227 | Obama Katrina 11: Fort Hood shootings | ? |
| 228 | Obama Katrina 12: Swine Flu | ? |
| 229 | Obama Katrina 13: Kentucky Ice Storm | ? |
| 230 | Operation Fast and Furious | ? |
| 231 | Paul Wellstone’s Funeral | ? |
| 232 | Poor, rapey, Brock Turner! | ? |
| 233 | Sad Puppies | ? |
| 234 | Samantha Bee (Feckless Cunt) | ? |
| 235 | Saul Alinsky | ? |
| 236 | TN tries to make Bible Official State Book | ? |
| 237 | Obama and Tire Pressure as an energy saver. | ? |
| 238 | Rebranding suicide-bombers as homicide-bombers | ? |
| 239 | Ebonics | 1990s |
| 240 | Death Panels | 1994, 2010 |
| 241 | Ellen Degeneres | 2000ish |
| 242 | Walmart selling satanic messages in music | 2005? |
| 243 | Republicans mad about Obama’s Christmas cards | 2008-2016 |
| 244 | Duke Lacrosse scandal | 2012? |
| 245 | Light Bulbs (incandescent bulbs being phased out) | 2012? |
| 246 | Lo-flow flush toilets | 2012? |
| 247 | Obama saluting a marine with a coffee cup in his hand | 2012? |
| 248 | Obama’s feet on desk | 2012? |
| 249 | Shut up and dribble! | 2013? |
| 250 | Joe the Plumber | 2016? |
| 251 | Walmart NOT selling guns! | 2017? |
| 252 | Kuerig (destroying machines after advertising pulled from Hannity) | 2018? |
| 253 | When MLB moved the All-Star game from Atlanta | 2019? |
| 254 | The Debates are unfair! | Every 4 years |
| 255 | Thoughts and Prayers as a response for every shooting in America | Every Day (literally) |
| 256 | Amend the Constitution so that Arnold S/Elon M can be President! | Every So Often |
| 257 | College Speakers | Every So Often |
| 258 | Satanic Panics | Every So Often |
| 259 | THE MLK quote | Every Year |
| 260 | People being effective is a sign that Obama/Biden is failing! (i.e., Agents siezed a record amount of fentynal gets translated to Our agents are failing and it’s the Presidents fault) | Whenever a Dem is President. |
Again, any additions and/or corrections are appreciated! Thanks to all of you for all of your help! 