Ah, so he was this stupid before he became a pro football player.
But he is brilliant. At least compared to the rest of his new ‘team’.
Also, Biden looked at his watch too!
Miss Manners would agree with that one. 
But yeah, that was another one of their tempest in a teapots.
I didn’t see “Pelosi has expensive ice cream in a nice freezer” on the list. link
And I remember it was more than two scoops.
If you wear your watch backwards, with the face on the inside of your wrist, it’s easier to check the time inconspicuously. I learned that “one weird trick” when I was in sales.
My dad wears his watch that way. When I asked why, he said that if you had your watch on the normal way and had to check it with a beer in your hand, you spill the beer on yourself. His way, you spill it on the guy asking you for the time.
My dad used to wear his wristwatch on the inside of his wrist when he was driving so he could check the time without taking his hand off the steering wheel.
Its been a while but we should add a couple
A black woman played a historic flute
Biden ate an ice cream cone.
Looked, couldn’t find 'em.
Dan
No one wanted to paw through the underbrush for such a small reward.
Not when all they’d find would be a tiny mushroom.
Updated list!
This one includes a new column, “Year”, where I put the estimated year the issue began. LOL, some of this shit’s gone back to the founding of the country. Not clear on all of the dates (?), some of the freak outs are repetitive (War on Christmas, etc), and, as always. MORE SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE!!!
| Number | Item | Year (appx) |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gun fetishism | 1776 |
| 2 | People being ineffective is OK as long as it is a white man. Bush 2. Trump. | 1776 |
| 3 | Immigrants will make America Poorer and dirtier | 1924 |
| 4 | Communism | 1932 |
| 5 | Liberal Media | 1932 |
| 6 | Movie X is inciting violence/sex/drugs | 1932 |
| 7 | Music X is inciting violence/sex/drugs | 1932 |
| 8 | Socialism | 1932 |
| 9 | Islam | 1970 |
| 10 | Supply-Side Economics | 1975 |
| 11 | Jane Fonda | 1980 |
| 12 | AIDS | 1981 |
| 13 | Constant misuse of Born in the USA | 1984 |
| 14 | Hey ho, hey ho, Western Civ has got to go! | 1990 |
| 15 | Socialized medicine has incredible wait times! | 1990 |
| 16 | Tax and Spend Democrats | 1990 |
| 17 | Central Park Five | 1990 |
| 18 | Political Correctness | 1990 |
| 19 | Sovereign Citizens | 1990 |
| 20 | War on Christmas | 1990 |
| 21 | Hillary Clinton (really, a list of her own) | 1991 |
| 22 | Polls oversample democrats | 1992 |
| 23 | Stem Cells | 1995 |
| 24 | USPS must be profitable! | 1995 |
| 25 | Starbucks Christmas | 1999 |
| 26 | Anti-LGBTQ | 2000 |
| 27 | Elian Gonzalez | 2000 |
| 28 | Laura Bush did what? Well, she’s right with Jesus NOW… | 2000 |
| 29 | Book bans | 2000 |
| 30 | Border Security | 2000 |
| 31 | The War on Terror | 2001 |
| 32 | French Fries (Freedom Fries) | 2002 |
| 33 | Ground Zero Mosque | 2002 |
| 34 | Shoe inspections on airplanes | 2002 |
| 35 | Boycotting Heinz Ketchup because of John Kerry’s wife. | 2004 |
| 36 | Gay Marriage | 2004 |
| 37 | John Kerry’s wife is a foreigner and can’t be First Lady | 2004 |
| 38 | No Child Left Behind(?) | 2004 |
| 39 | Patriot Act | 2004 |
| 40 | Swift Boat Veterans for Truth | 2004 |
| 41 | Ted Koppel read names of Iraqi war dead on Nightline (2004), implying war wasn’t going well. | 2004 |
| 42 | I have a wide stance! | 2005 |
| 43 | Michael Moore’s Bowling for Columbine | 2005 |
| 44 | Obama Katrina 14: Katrina (2005) | 2005 |
| 45 | Participation Trophies | 2005 |
| 46 | Janet’s Boob | 2006 |
| 47 | Terry Schiavo | 2006 |
| 48 | Michael Moore’s F 9/11 | 2007 |
| 49 | Elitist Obama mentioning aurugula to a bunch of Iowan farmers who planted…. Aurugula. | 2008 |
| 50 | Happy Holidays! | 2008 |
| 51 | You didn’t build that | 2008 |
| 52 | ACORN | 2008 |
| 53 | Common Core | 2008 |
| 54 | The 2008 Obama terrorist fistbump with Michelle | 2008 |
| 55 | The Ohio State Flag is mistaken for an Obama flag | 2008 |
| 56 | Moochelle Obama | 2008 |
| 57 | Obama golfing | 2008 |
| 58 | Obama Katrina 15: Affordable Housing | 2008 |
| 59 | Obama used a teleprompter! | 2008 |
| 60 | The Sarah Palin Experience. All of it. | 2008 |
| 61 | Gender-Neutral Restrooms | 2009 |
| 62 | Michelle Bachman | 2009 |
| 63 | Michelle Obama food initiatives | 2009 |
| 64 | Michelle Obama is a man | 2009 |
| 65 | Obama bowed! | 2009 |
| 66 | Obama Katrina 01: The 2009 Swine Flu epidemic | 2009 |
| 67 | Obama’s Mustard | 2009 |
| 68 | Sharia Law is coming! | 2010 |
| 69 | HPV vaccine | 2010 |
| 70 | Obama didn’t wear a flag pin! | 2010 |
| 71 | Obama Katrina 02: The Haiti Earthquake of 2010 | 2010 |
| 72 | Obama Katrina 05: Ebola! | 2010 |
| 73 | Obama Katrina 06: Unaccompanied Children at the Border! | 2010 |
| 74 | Obamacare | 2010 |
| 75 | Tea Party | 2010 |
| 76 | Obama caused ISIS | 2010 |
| 77 | Tan Suit Gate | 2011 |
| 78 | Benghazi | 2012 |
| 79 | Birth Certificate | 2012 |
| 80 | Crisis Actors | 2012 |
| 81 | Keystone Pipeline | 2012 |
| 82 | Miley Cyrus is training girls to be trashy | 2012 |
| 83 | Obama Katrina 03: BP Oil Spill | 2012 |
| 84 | Obama Katrina 04: Hurricane Sandy | 2012 |
| 85 | Obama’s plan to wind down AFG coincided with election | 2012 |
| 86 | Austerity (Debt Ceiling debate 2013) | 2013 |
| 87 | Birth Control | 2013 |
| 88 | Bundy/BLM | 2013 |
| 89 | Comicsgate | 2013 |
| 90 | Gamergate | 2013 |
| 91 | Government shutdown: 2017 | 2013 |
| 92 | Ha! There was a trucker protest in 2013, too! | 2013 |
| 93 | IRS targeting conservatives (they didn’t) | 2013 |
| 94 | Marine holding an umbrella over Obama’s head and not the marine’s own. | 2013 |
| 95 | Obama paying for a muslim culture museum out of his pockets (2013) | 2013 |
| 96 | Sandy Hook | 2013 |
| 97 | Seccessionist movements | 2013 |
| 98 | The Duck Dynasty Debacle/Phil Robertson (2013) | 2013 |
| 99 | Ten Commandments in public spaces | 2014 |
| 100 | George Soros | 2014 |
| 101 | Tide Pods | 2015 |
| 102 | Voting to remove protection from VA’s pro-gun control governor (2015) | 2015 |
| 103 | Immediate, negative reactions to ANYONE who criticized Trump, including the Pope. | 2015 |
| 104 | But Her Emails! | 2016 |
| 105 | Liberals are why we X! | 2016 |
| 106 | Locker Room Talk | 2016 |
| 107 | Anti Cheneyism | 2016 |
| 108 | Anti McCainism | 2016 |
| 109 | Beyonce mentions BLM, police brutality in a 2016 Super Bowl performance | 2016 |
| 110 | Gold Star Family fight | 2016 |
| 111 | Islamic Travelers | 2016 |
| 112 | Jade Helm will have US Military ‘take over’ US. | 2016 |
| 113 | Melania Trump is an inspiration as a foreign-born First Lady | 2016 |
| 114 | PizzaGate | 2016 |
| 115 | Safe Spaces | 2016 |
| 116 | Target (announced non-discrimination against transgenders back in 2016) | 2016 |
| 117 | Teen Vogue (2016) | 2016 |
| 118 | Losing Advertiser Support = Free Speech being Suppressed | 2016 |
| 119 | Obeying the Law is unfair | 2016 |
| 120 | RINO 's | 2016 |
| 121 | Russia Hoax | 2016 |
| 122 | Trump Fact-Checked during debate | 2016 |
| 123 | Trump was sent by God | 2016 |
| 124 | Windmills cause cancer | 2016 |
| 125 | AOC | 2017 |
| 126 | Caravans | 2017 |
| 127 | Confederate Statues | 2017 |
| 128 | George Zimmerman | 2017 |
| 129 | Government shutdown: 2018 | 2017 |
| 130 | Jim Acosta (How dare he ask the President questions?) | 2017 |
| 131 | Kathy Griffin (Decapitated Trump Head) | 2017 |
| 132 | Kneeling | 2017 |
| 133 | Large crowd sizes at 2017 inaugral | 2017 |
| 134 | Nancy Pelosi Gavel | 2017 |
| 135 | Sarah H Sanders being heckled at a restaurant | 2017 |
| 136 | Unite the Right rally | 2017 |
| 137 | Qanon | 2017 |
| 138 | Sanctuary Cities | 2017 |
| 139 | Transexuals playing school sports | 2017 |
| 140 | Antifa | 2018 |
| 141 | Avocado toast as an example of Millennial ‘waste’ | 2018 |
| 142 | BLM in general | 2018 |
| 143 | BLM/Antifa riots have destroyed cities | 2018 |
| 144 | Blue Lives Matter/Thin Blue Line/Police fetishism | 2018 |
| 145 | David Hogg | 2018 |
| 146 | Government shutdown:2013 | 2018 |
| 147 | Greta Thunberg | 2018 |
| 148 | Nancy Pelosi ripping Trump’s speech in half | 2018 |
| 149 | Nascar (banned confederate flag) | 2018 |
| 150 | National Butterfly Center | 2018 |
| 151 | Poor Brett Kavanaugh! What does his possibly being an alchoholic rapist have to do with anything? | 2018 |
| 152 | Release the Memo! | 2018 |
| 153 | Sexuality | 2018 |
| 154 | The Wall around Obama’s house meant he was a hypocrite about the border wall! | 2018 |
| 155 | George Floyd | 2019 |
| 156 | Gillette (said toxic masculinity is bad in a 2019 ad, toxic whining ensued) | 2019 |
| 157 | Kyle Rittenhouse worship | 2019 |
| 158 | Nike (Colin K ad) | 2019 |
| 159 | Nikole Hannah-Jones @ NC | 2019 |
| 160 | The 1619 Project | 2019 |
| 161 | The Hunt (2019 film Trump rage-tweeted about. The controversy caused the film to be released streaming only) | 2019 |
| 162 | Hunter Biden | 2019 |
| 163 | Pronouns | 2019 |
| 164 | Wokism | 2019 |
| 165 | After I acted like a fascist, racist, grifter, libs are preventing me from getting a job! | 2020 |
| 166 | Anti-Fauci | 2020 |
| 167 | Arnold becomes a RINO because of masks | 2020 |
| 168 | Biden’s dementia (compared to man, woman, person, camera, TV) | 2020 |
| 169 | Big Bird | 2020 |
| 170 | Cancel Culture | 2020 |
| 171 | Child smuggling in furniture (in general, actually) | 2020 |
| 172 | COVID Vaccine | 2020 |
| 173 | Cracker Barrel offers Impossible Sausage, makes zero other changes. | 2020 |
| 174 | Defund the Police (no!) | 2020 |
| 175 | Doctor Suess estate removing books | 2020 |
| 176 | Dominion Voting Machines | 2020 |
| 177 | Genders (identity) | 2020 |
| 178 | Ivermectin | 2020 |
| 179 | Jill Biden is NOT a ‘Doctor’. (She is. Just not a medical doctor.) | 2020 |
| 180 | Mail-In ballots | 2020 |
| 181 | Masks | 2020 |
| 182 | Nancy Pelosi at Hairdresser | 2020 |
| 183 | Old People Should Die for the Economy | 2020 |
| 184 | People’s Convoy | 2020 |
| 185 | PePe LePew being left out of LeBrons Space Jam | 2020 |
| 186 | Plandemic | 2020 |
| 187 | Taylor Swift endorses Democrats | 2020 |
| 188 | The Big Lie | 2020 |
| 189 | Trump is secretly President! He will announce himself on Inaugration, er, President’s, er the First Day of, er, some day in August, er, when the COVID thing is straightened out, that’s the ticket! | 2020 |
| 190 | Let’s Go, Brandon! | 2021 |
| 191 | Liberal/Woke/Gay Agenda | 2021 |
| 192 | White Replacement Theory (Carlson) | 2021 |
| 193 | White Supremacy is a hoax (Carlson) | 2021 |
| 194 | 2021 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Protest | 2021 |
| 195 | Baby Formula to illegal immigrants | 2021 |
| 196 | Cardi B’s WAP | 2021 |
| 197 | Cocaine Orgies | 2021 |
| 198 | CRT | 2021 |
| 199 | Defund the FBI (yes!) | 2021 |
| 200 | January 6th denial | 2021 |
| 201 | Jewish Space Lasers | 2021 |
| 202 | Monkeypox is caused by Gay People | 2021 |
| 203 | Yoga being taught to children | 2021 |
| 204 | Dark Brandon - Started as a right-wing op (in China), was co-opted by the left. But, for the purposes of this list, it was INTENDED to be a RW freakout. | 2021 |
| 205 | Abortion | 2022 |
| 206 | Elon Musk will bring Freedumb to Twitter! | 2022 |
| 207 | Interracial Marriage under fire since Roe fell | 2022 |
| 208 | Iraq has nuclear weapons | 2022 |
| 209 | It’s OK to steal nuclear documents | 2022 |
| 210 | Students are forced to identify as animals | 2022 |
| 211 | Suicide Prevention Hotlines (grooming pedophiles) | 2022 |
| 212 | Supreme Court Data Integrity | 2022 |
| 213 | I did this! stickers put on gas pumps | 2022 |
| 214 | Biden’s $500k beach house | 2022 |
| 215 | Student Loan Debt Forgiveness: Bad! PPP Loan Forgiveness: Good! | 2022 |
| 216 | Herschel Walker’s entire candidacy | 2022 |
| 217 | Stop the (Kari Lake) Steal | 2022 |
| 218 | Pelosi has expensive ice cream! During Coronavirus! | 2022 |
| 219 | Lizzo played a musical instrument 335,000,000 Americans didn’t know existed | 2022 |
| 220 | Biden ate an ice cream cone | 2022 |
| 221 | Leslie Stahl is being mean to Trumpie! | ? |
| 222 | Michelle Wolf joking about Sarah H Sanders | ? |
| 223 | Nick Sandmann | ? |
| 224 | Obama Katrina 07: Hurricane Isaac | ? |
| 225 | Obama Katrina 08: MF Global problems | ? |
| 226 | Obama Katrina 10: Mississippi River floods | ? |
| 227 | Obama Katrina 11: Fort Hood shootings | ? |
| 228 | Obama Katrina 12: Swine Flu | ? |
| 229 | Obama Katrina 13: Kentucky Ice Storm | ? |
| 230 | Operation Fast and Furious | ? |
| 231 | Paul Wellstone’s Funeral | ? |
| 232 | Poor, rapey, Brock Turner! | ? |
| 233 | Sad Puppies | ? |
| 234 | Samantha Bee (Feckless Cunt) | ? |
| 235 | Saul Alinsky | ? |
| 236 | TN tries to make Bible Official State Book | ? |
| 237 | Obama and Tire Pressure as an energy saver. | ? |
| 238 | Rebranding suicide-bombers as homicide-bombers | ? |
| 239 | Ebonics | 1990s |
| 240 | Death Panels | 1994, 2010 |
| 241 | Ellen Degeneres | 2000ish |
| 242 | Walmart selling satanic messages in music | 2005? |
| 243 | Republicans mad about Obama’s Christmas cards | 2008-2016 |
| 244 | Duke Lacrosse scandal | 2012? |
| 245 | Light Bulbs (incandescent bulbs being phased out) | 2012? |
| 246 | Lo-flow flush toilets | 2012? |
| 247 | Obama saluting a marine with a coffee cup in his hand | 2012? |
| 248 | Obama’s feet on desk | 2012? |
| 249 | Shut up and dribble! | 2013? |
| 250 | Joe the Plumber | 2016? |
| 251 | Walmart NOT selling guns! | 2017? |
| 252 | Kuerig (destroying machines after advertising pulled from Hannity) | 2018? |
| 253 | When MLB moved the All-Star game from Atlanta | 2019? |
| 254 | The Debates are unfair! | Every 4 years |
| 255 | Thoughts and Prayers as a response for every shooting in America | Every Day (literally) |
| 256 | Amend the Constitution so that Arnold S/Elon M can be President! | Every So Often |
| 257 | College Speakers | Every So Often |
| 258 | Satanic Panics | Every So Often |
| 259 | THE MLK quote | Every Year |
| 260 | People being effective is a sign that Obama/Biden is failing! (i.e., Agents siezed a record amount of fentynal gets translated to Our agents are failing and it’s the Presidents fault) | Whenever a Dem is President. |
Again, any additions and/or corrections are appreciated! Thanks to all of you for all of your help! 
They need one of those chairs the popes used to sit on in order to have the papal jewels allegedly checked.
“Too many stupid people voted in Georgia and that’s why Walker lost.”
Think #216 covers it. The Walker Candidacy could have had an entire “Obama’s Katrina” sublist.
#1 - The year should be some time in the early 1970s. It wasn’t until then that the NRA joined forces with the Right and serious gun fetishism began on a general scale. This was largely due to the Civil Rights Movement and the knee-jerk reaction of all the secret Klansmen in the Republican Party.
Besides, the Second Amendment dates from 1789, not 1776.
Duh. In my enthusiasm to get the dates done, I didn’t think that through. Appreciate it, and fixed
(Apologies - I couldn’t get the table to format right in the quote)
#3 - The Native American Party (Know-Nothings) was founded in 1844, and became powerful on a national level by the mid-1850s. Or, you could date this all the way back to the Alien Act of 1798, or even (stretching it a bit) the Constitution’s provision against foreign-born presidents.
#4 & #8- Anarcho-communism/socialism was an intellectual movement in the late 19th century, though I’m not sure of what freakouts it may have inspired politically or socially. Perhaps the Haymarket Affair would be the best single event of the era to date this from, though that’s more recognized as a labor rights benchmark (not that the right distinguishes much between them). You could also date it to the Red Summer of 1919, though that was more a racial thing where accusations of communism was made against movements for nondiscrimation and labor and civil rights (much like the 50s and 60s as well).
#5 - All media, pre-Civil War, had a partisan bent. The growth of news agencies like the AP after the war, with their dedication to “objective” news reporting to allow their news products to be used by a greater range of local periodicals, was key to the notion that the purportedly objective media was in fact biased. However, the Google Ngram viewer has a flatline on “liberal media” until 1965, so that might be a better date, although I’m guessing it probably started in right wing samizdat or as a shibboleth before it started to be written down in books.
#6 & 7 - Hays (of Hays Code fame) got started on “cleaning up” Hollywood in 1922, though the code dates to 1934. I’m sure the movie part of this probably could start in the early 1900s, but 1922 would be a better start date here. I’m not sure of any particular moral panic over music before, say, Blackboard Jungle but I’m sure that plenty of elders wrung their hands over Scott Joplin, Stephen Foster - you name it, old folks just don’t get young people’s music.
#9 - The Hate That Hate Produced was a TV documentary largely focused on the Nation of Islam produced by a New York station in 1959. (The NoI and mainstream Islam have a touchy relationship, but this is more about how the Right sees things.)
Oh, and the “Ground Zero Mosque” really became controversial in 2010, according to the Wikipedia article on the subject. Oddly enough, Ngram shows it starting to appear as early as 2007.
#11 - Jane Fonda - “Hanoi Jane” dates from her visit (and ill-advised picture looking through the sight of an antiaircraft gun) in 1972.
#14 - The Closing of the American Mind, 1987, or maybe God and Man at Yale, 1951?
#15 - Ronald Reagan Speaks Out Against Socialized Medicine - Wikipedia - 1961.
#16 - The Ngram viewer shows small activity for “tax and spend Democrats” in the 1940s, but it really takes off in the early 1980s.
Hope this helps. It really starts to come thick and fast with the advent of conservative talk radio, doesn’t it… all that airtime that needs to be filled with one thing to panic about or another.