OK, fess up, are you Athena’s husband???
No, but I think I just made a pass at her and Falcon. He’d better speak up soon before I steal his woman!
You’re such a gentleman, Demo!
(bolding mine)
Hey Athena, you wouldn’t be interested in buying some nice swampland or a bridge would you?
You’re not THAT much of a gentleman, Demo. Ha!
Ok, that title is misleading ( I know it supposed to be) but what about the rest of us? I want free beer and naked women!!!
Ah the little things in life…
I see how it is Athena!
OK DarkHeart, free beer and naked women can be found in the lobby for those of you who are not Athena’s husband!
i don’t drink beer, so i have only one question. can i trade my beer in for more naked women?
I dont Think I’m Athena’s husband, but after all that free beer, who knows?
Eh, who cares? They’re all free free freee.
(For a small donation. Subject to credit approval. For a alimited time only.)
Um, well, I’m not Athena’s husband. I am not anyone’s husband. Technically I can’t be labeled a husband.
Demo, you bastard!
My stress level is already too high to be teased like this…sorry Athena but I don’t think the benefits outweigh the collateral damage this thread just caused.
flashes Omni and hands him a Bud Light
Better? 
Collateral damage? What kinds of collateral damage? And here I was thinking Demo was nice to help me out…
Cecil’s take on Omni’s type of collateral damage:
Why do one’s loins ache after a session of nonclimactic
arousal?
Oh, and i was just trying to help, Athena!
Hi, I’d like to trade in my coupon for free beer and naked women for yummy strawberry daquiris and hot naked men. Thank you.
Can i make the same trade as Doobie?
I’m with Doob and Ang, only make mine rum.
Ingrates!!!
But you KNOW you love this ingrate! Ain’t got nuttin but love for ya, Demmie! Oh and what the heck are you doing up at 1 am?! Shouldnt you have been in bed, young man?