freekalette's Laid-Back Sex Feud [Game Over]

[Kinthalis]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh. My. God.
3. Anal plug
4. Banana?
5. The beast with two backs
6. Threesome
7. Super model as the naughty librarian all into me
8. Best friend
9. foot tickle
10. Tossing the salad
    BONUS: humping related Back pain

[freekalette]

@ivan astikov

Thanks, freekalette. I’m not going to impose any rules on the feud, as they’ll think it’s like homework, and rebel. But if I get any noteworthy responses, I promise I’ll share them, if you want?

Sure, that’d be swell! I’m all about the humor, in case you hadn’t noticed.

[Sublight]

1. Oyster
2. Oh God!
3. Inflatable doll
4. Shoes
5. Making love
6. Asian girl
7. Landing the job of "supermodel impregnator"
8. Our kid
9. Handjob
10. Anal
BONUS: Rug burn

[Sublight]

@freekalette

I do. How in the fuck do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)

Probably involves braces.

[swampbear]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God!
3. Dildo
4. Shoes
5. Doin’ It
6. Threeway
7. Group Orgy
8. Child
9. Hand Job
10. Felching

Bonus: Pulled Groin Muscle

10. This should be a conch answer amongst dopers

Bonus… don’t laugh it happens! :o

[photopat]

BTW, SwampBear is #52.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

This is one fun feud.

[zamboniracer]

1. Chocolate
2. Oh God!
3. I dunno. What does “emabarassing” mean? - real answer - dildo
4. Cucumber
5. Boinking, and the correct spelling in the question is “euphemism.” (I guess I qualify for the most uptight person on the laid-back test, eh?)
6. Spouse welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
7. Halle Berry welcomes me home wearing nothing but a smile.
8. Child
9. Hand-job.
10. Incest
    BONUS: Charlie horse.

[ivan_astikov]

Here’s the least typical example of The Laid Back Sex Feuds (indecent) exposure elsewhere.

1. Name a food associated with sex. Whipped cream
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Gimme more??
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. A BOB
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?
5. Give a euphimism for sex.
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. Anal sex
11. Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

I am not answering the rest.

P.S. What’s teabagging?

[freekalette]

@photopat

BTW, SwampBear is #52.

Thanks, photopat, you beat me to it.

[Rebo]

@freekalette

And just because I like to bite off as much as I can possibly chew, it’ll stay open until we get 100 entries, or until Tuesday September 2 at noon, whichever comes first.

I think she’s letting it go to 100.

[tarragon918]

1. Name a food associated with sex.

2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm.

3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store.

4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal?

5. Give a euphimism for sex.

6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen?

7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen?

8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse.

9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act.

10. Give a “taboo” sexual act.
    BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act.

11. oysters

12. Oh yes, yes!

13. a dildo

14. finger

15. horizontal mambo

16. three-way

17. bondage

18. kid

19. cunnilingus

20. anal sex

Uh…of course, this is all what I -think- others will say … yeah… that’s it.

[Rebo]

ETA: oops!

[photopat]

@Dolores Reborn

I think she’s letting it go to 100.

Ah. I missed that. Cool.

[Moment_Slayer]

@freekalette

I do. How in the fuck do you accomplish something like that?!
(Perhaps tell in a spoiler tag, for the squeamish?)

Story from a former girlfriend who like to try things…something about falling off a chair…

She was fun to be with for a while…

[hocow]

1. Whipped Cream
2. Oh God
3. Penis Pump
4. Car
5. Nookie
6. Threesome
7. Sleeping with girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s best friend
8. Children
9. Cunnilingus
10. Rimming
    BONUS: Sprained Knee

[Oslo_Ostragoth]

@freekalette

1. Name a food associated with sex. oysters
2. Give a phrase likely to be shouted during orgasm. Oh God
3. Name an item that would be emabarassing to purchase at a sex store. butt plug
4. What is one “everyday” object that causes arousal? gold card (OK, I got nothing)
5. Give a euphimism for sex. boinking
6. What fantasy is MOST likely to actually happen? dress up
7. Flip side: What fantasy is LEAST likely to actually happen? threesome
8. Name a person who is likely to walk into the room during intercourse. small child
9. List one sexual NON-penetrative act. cunnilingus
10. Give a “taboo” sexual act. bestiality
BONUS: Name an injury sustained during a sexual act. leg cramp

Oslo the Unimaginative

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

1. Whipped cream
2. oh god
3. paddle
4. bra
5. doing the deed
6. public sex
7. tied up
8. child
9. kissing
10. necrophelia

pulled groin

Hey-- question: what are you going to do about people’s answers after the Friday-Monday posts get lost?

[tesseract]

1. strawberries
2. Oh God
3. Viagra?
4. shower
5. Doing the nasty
6. roleplay
7. two women one man
8. kid
9. cunnilingus
10. anal sex
    BONUS: back strain

[joyfool]

1. Cherries 
   

2. "Oh God!"  
   

3. Penis Pump
   

4. Lips   
   

5. Horizontal Mambo  
   

6. Roll Playing 
   

7. faithfool and Alice Cooper   :( 
   

8. Child 
   

9. Cunnilingus
   

10. Rimming

BONUS: Sore Throat