Well if you can do it then so can the rest of us, but if you dont actually have a relevant point to make I suggest that you go and have a lie down or you’ll get one of your headaches .
And we all,including your Psychiatrist and Social Workers, know what happens then dont we?
Just fight the lonliness Petro’ get off of the net and go out of the house and talk to real,instead of virtual,people.
Perhaps you could join your local Young Mans Satanist Association?
Then you could hook up with “hell raiser” Illuminatus Biguss Dickus and do all of those incredibly Satanic things together that New Age Satanists do.
You know what I mean,look up rude words in the dictionary and giggle about them or go to the laundrette and watch other peoples underwear go round and round.
And then make a film about it…
That no one would watch.
Hes been praying for a friend so you would literally be an answer to his prayers.
And most likely he’d be an answer to your own.
You were made for each other,if you’re really,really nice to him perhaps he might instruct you in the art of arse creeping .
The one thing that he is notoriously good at.
Now I’m afraid I’ll have to go.
I wasn’t put on this Earth to fulfil the needs of attention seekers who have secret male on male crushes on me.
As I’ve said before I’m not Homophobic and I suppose that I should be flattered at you and your friends persistance but sorry its STILL not my cup of tea.
I hope you dont start feeling all hurt or bitter and twisted but I also hope that in the future you restrict your attention seeking to those who might possibly reciprocate your feelings and hopes whether of a sexual or Platonic nature.
Sorry about this,but sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
Good luck and I hope,goodbye.