Ouch. I feel for you. I lock myself out of the car every few months. It makes my AAA membership worth it, though; a guy will come out to the car within 30 minutes and pop the lock in 5 seconds.
Depends - is it truth in advertising?
I guess it’s dumb, but it happened so fast it was reflexive - I came home, set my lunch bag on the counter, opened the dishwasher to get a clean water glass. Saw the lunch bag falling, reached out fast to catch it… bent my ring finger all the way back on the dishwasher door. Oh my god the pain. The agony. It was brain-searing. It doesn’t appear to be permanent but it still hurts like a bastard.
On the other hand, it distracted from my probably stress-fractured tibia. So there’s that. And the TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS I had to give the doctor to get an appointment for it, as everybody involved has so fucked up my nine months old claim for the last time that happened that it’s gone to collections.
Earlier today I wheeled the trash container past the gate, and stupidly hit and broke off the key hanging in the lock. Had to take the lockset to the local locksmith.
Probably not the goofiest, but the one I just noticed a little while ago. When I was at the store, I reached into my purse for my wallet and for some reason it seemed buried (big wallet, usually on top). In the course of digging for it I noticed that I was carrying the remotes to my TV and my DVD player.
They had been on the arm of my chair next to my cell phone, and I have a habit of grabbing my cell phone if I am going out, so apparently I dropped the phone into my purse and then dropped in the remotes too.
Weird.
I let my dog out by accident in the pouring rain. After a few minutes I went out after him . I flagged the mailman who said he went that way. Then he yelled he is over here. I ran over and we cornered him on the porch. I got to carry home my dripping wet mut…
Caught something someone knocked off a bench by accident.
They were soldering it. Ow damnit.
This one’s for the nerds. Developed this on the dev server:
insert into column_permissions values (SEQ_COL_PERM_ID.nextval,37,'Y','Y','N','N',1);
insert into column_permissions values (SEQ_COL_PERM_ID.nextval,37,'Y','Y','N','N',100);
insert into column_permissions values (SEQ_COL_PERM_ID.nextval,37,'Y','N','N','N',101);
update column_views set column_order = column_order +1 where column_order >= 4 and view_id = 1;
insert into column_views values (SEQ_COL_VIEW_ID.nextval,1,37,4,110);
commit;
Any guesses what happened when I ran it into prod?
The columns were in a different order. Why? I don’t know. The problem was the sheer laziness on my part for not putting the column names in the INSERT when I developed it, compounded by my absent-mindedness because I was planning to put them in there before it went to prod. There was initially no hint that something had gone wrong (no errors) when I ran them in prod because while the columns were in a different order, they were in an order such that the data types/check constraints still lined up OK. Messed things up pretty good for a while until we figured out what had gone wrong.Such a rookie mistake. :o