Friend won't let me shower at his house, am I being unreasonable?

[Eyebrows_0f_Doom]

@don_t_ask

I have to ask, if you are visiting him and need to use the toilet do you have to go home?

Maybe the friend is this poster!

No, you can't use my bathroom

Dear random worker who is doing random work in my home, Stop taking 15 minute dumps in my bathroom. It’s fucking disgusting. See that van you rolled up in? The one with the letters and business phone number on the side? Take your fat ass, get in your van and go to the local gas station. Wreck their bathroom. In fact, don’t wreck their bathroom either. The only place you should be taking shits is in your own home, you reckless bathroom stinker asshole. It’s been two days since you and your par…