Friends don't let friends..

The Game Room
1

…Watch the Lifetime Movie Network when they’re pregnant.

2

OK, I’ll play.

Friends don’t let friends

…Let their buddies do anything following the phrase “Hey guys, watch THIS!”

3

Unknowingly leave the bar with the cross-dresser. (It’s all cool if all parties are aware that the packaging doesn’t match the contents.)

4

Friends don’t let friends get Friends haircuts

Written on Jerry Cantrells’ guitar for the Alice in Chains unplugged concert, circa 1996.

5

…play Master of Orion III.