Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP)

I guess I just figure, there’s enough shitty things about these people that are objectively true, what’s the point in making up more?

I sympathize with that line of thinking, but consider: they don’t care about what’s *true. But more than that, they need to be humiliated. Because that’s what they really care about. They build up personas of themselves as hyper-masculine defenders of the Christian Nation from the transgender islamofascist immigrants trying dilute the Purity Of Essence of our fluids.

Plus, the more time men like Mullin have to defend against childish/petty attacks on their masculinity, the less time they have to be spewing vitriol and hatred at already marginalized groups of people. Even if it’s only a second, it’s not nothing.

*Plus, fundamentally, I do believe Mullin and his fellow fascists are cowards. Even if not physically, then morally.

Sorry for the link to the hellsite, but last April Markwayne Mullin offered the following full-throated support of Whiskey Pete:

Sure you will, Markwayne.

Just like this guy bravely rushing to the barricades on the afternoon of January 6.

Everyone seems to be piling on the Noem/Lewandowski affair…..here’s an archive link to an article in the National Review about the scandal…which has been going on for years.

https://archive.is/ILmaK

One has to wonder what their spouses think about all this. Hasn’t anyone asked them?

I think Bryon Noem just keeps his mouth shut, so he doesn’t get the Cricket treatment.

This is him in the pink tie.

That there is the look of a man pinching his thigh meat to keep from crying.

Is anyone else having trouble telling these two things apart?

The very best part is that she’s stuck wearing that ridiculous ‘Mar-a-Lago’ face. It’s just like the mask episode of The Twilight Zone!

Perfect. :laughing:

I saw a picture of her from before she got made over. She used to look normal.

Here it is:

Damn, that’s scary. I had no idea she’d had so much work done. I wouldn’t even have guessed that those two pictures were the same person.

It takes a lot of work not to look like you’re 54.

It takes a lot of denial to walk around looking like a blow up doll.

Once in a while karma works.

On the other hand, if you fall flat on your face, with enough plastic it will just harmlessly bounce off the ground. She was prepared!

Changing her looks and her job and her husband are all part of a clever plan in case Cricket had puppies who are looking for the woman who killed their mom. Now they won’t be able to find her with her new identity.

You know all the facial work, hair extensions, colorists, make-up artists, stylist are a bitch to keep up with. And costly.

When it all fails, man oh man. The mirror won’t lie to her.

“I’m looking for the bitch that shot my paw!”