Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP)

She was quite pretty. She did this to be on that idiots team?

It was only skin-deep anyhow.

Good call, and obvious. She blasts dogs because she can’t train them. That’s perfect for the administration really.

Well, well. PS: The Daily Mail is a Murdoch paper:

Fuck, the Daily Mail is paywalled now? It wasn’t a bargain when it was free.

Sorry about that, it wasn’t paywalled when I clicked on the link.

See, I have no problem with any of that. I say, you do you, live your best life Bryon.

It’s the “married to a monster” part that I criticize him for.

Well said. As long as it doesn’t exploit or injure anyone, who cares what turns him on?

Speaking of which, the Daily Mail is paywalled, but Google “Byron Noem” and you’ll find salacious details in similarly august publications like the New York Post.

I’m glad Kristi and Byron’s kids are adults, though it’s gotta be painful for them at any age. For Kristi, not an ounce of sympathy. May her humiliation be unending.

I’m wondering if it was someone’s idea of a joke to leak this story on Trans Day of Visibility.

I love how they let you see the title of the article, then tell you that you have to subscribe to read it, and finally, ask you contact them if you have any additional information on the matter.

Once again, it’s just that the people who are the loudest about how anyone who lives an alternative lifestyle is sick/evil/perverted/coming for your children are invariably the ones waist-deep in it themselves.

It’s not the kink, it’s the hypocrisy. If it were, say, Kamala Harris’ husband, the right would be shouting that it proves the Democrats are a bunch of freaks who want “transgender for everyone” and are going to forcefem your kids in elementary school. But here it’s a Republican woman married to a closet crossdresser and openly carrying on an affair, and they want prayers and privacy.

It’s apparently not the actual queer/kinky/adulterous sex they object to, it’s the lack of hypocrisy. As long as you make an effort to lie about what you’re doing and claim that you hate all the other people who do what you do, it’s not a sin. Or something.

From what little I’ve read, the family wants “prayers and privacy,” which even if they don’t deserve it is understandable - as egregious and hypocritical as Kristi/Bryon are, they have loved ones who are presumably blameless (though who knows; maybe the children are huge promoters of right wing evil) and who will suffer as a result of the scandal.

Still, I’ll be curious to observe whether Republicans as a whole circle the wagons on behalf of the Noem family. I am guessing they’ll have little to no comment at all, and will simply leave the Noem family hanging out to dry. Trump was furious with Kristi because she wasn’t making him look good. Why would Republicans waste any time protecting her now?

Even silence is hypocritical, of course. As you say, if it were Kamala Harris’s husband, the glee and condemnation would be non-stop.

Another link to the story that isn’t paywalled if anyone wants it:

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if Kristi herself leaked this. Gives her an excuse to divorce him and be with Corey.

Gee, how could the FBI have not known about this when she was made head of the DHS? What a blunder! /s

If anyone asks, they’ll probably change the subject to complain that Democrats want to defund the TSA and that nobody is talking about it.

She’s been sidelined - do you think Corey still wants her? It’s possible it was true love, but I’m skeptical.

It was True Grift. (Not the one starring John Wayne)

Trump seems to be going with “I don’t know anything about Kristi Noem, maybe she brought me coffee once”.