Well, yes I suppose how one wrote the note, that could be true.
Sir, I am going to have to write YOU a ticket…
Yeah, I guess you could bring your happy face stamp along.
Well, if you are going to bring along a stack of “parking tickets”…
It may have been a bit petty to write the “parking ticket” especially if the OP’s description of where he parked his truck is accurate. However, the OP clearly has serious anger issues of his own that far outweigh the actual event.
I love that site.
At least the OP didn’t back into his parking spot. Witnessing truck and SUV drivers doing that sends me into frothing rage. I’m not sure why. I may have a brain lesion of some sort. 
I’ll say one thing; the level of anger at the fake parking ticket makes me think that St. Anger knows, deep down, that he wasn’t completely in the right.
As Jimbo and I say to each other regularly as we cruise through a parking lot full of assholes, “Parking is haaaa-aaard.”
ETA: Okay, I’ll say two things. Three things. Can I just come in again?
Right, because no one ever posts over-the-top descriptions of their anger and revenge fantasies.
I would say pickup and SUV drivers
Yup, there ya go. If I saw your penis surrogate parked way off in an area where no one else had parked, and you were over the line, I wouldn’t have left you a note, but I would have smirked. I HAVE left notes to nimrods who park over the side line so tight up against my driver’s side door that I could not get in my car. I have also left notes for the SUV drivers who park in the compact spaces in my garage at work (which, because of height and length, make it impossible to see or navigate well around corners). The people who park deliberately in 2 spaces to protect their precious penis surrogate in crowded lots/garages have also gotten notes. I have left notes on vehicles parked in areas that were not even a parking space. I have actually said something to people I observed parking in handicapped spaces without a permit, or who parked in fire lanes. Mind you, the number of notes I’ve left in my entire life number less than a dozen, but the number of times I have been tempted to leave notes to these self-important assholes is beyond counting.
Park where you’re allowed, and park in the damn space. It’s not that hard, and you’re not too special/important to do otherwise. If you drive a vehicle that is so wide/long/beefed up with crap that parking in normal spaces is difficult, perhaps it’s time to rethink that vehicle and take a look at those self-esteem / identity issues. (I realize that some people really do need trucks for practical purposes, but they’re in the minority, and most normal pickups will fit in most parking spaces.) If you are simply incapable of driving/parking a vehicle of that size, then, again, some re-thinking is in order. If you think that your vehicle is too special to weather the risks of parking correctly in a single space, then maybe you just need to leave that vehicle at home or only drive it on test tracks.
I’ve seen photo albums of some of the Doper get-togethers over the years. Me challenging anyone on this message board to a fight would be even more of a mismatch than that black kid punching out that nerd on that bus the other day.
Don’t worry, I’m sure you’re not that weak.
I’ll kick you in the nuts first if it will get the ball rolling 
Umm… S’cuse me? Why are you posting here then? Your empathy garnering skills have achieved Epic Fail:
You want sympathy from the board while also trying to dis / threaten the board?
Is Don King promoting you as an ‘Ignorance Fights Back’ contender or something?
OK, please answer my question: Is there, or is there not, a prosthetic scrotum on your F-150?
A Urinating Calvin decal will also be credited.
Hahaaa! the phrase ‘threaten the board’ is killing me!
I get a huge kick out of real life trolling. Get over yourself, St Anger, life goes on you internet tough guy blowhard.
-
I’m not looking for sympathy from anyone. Anyone that goes on the BBQ Pit looking for a “poor baby” is sadly mistaken. I was venting, and could give a rat’s ass if anyone sympathizes with me or not.
-
I did not threaten anyone.
Cool your jets.
Fine. I must have gotten confused on that whole pic thread fighting mis-match thing. Going back, it does seem a little [del]creepy[/del] awkwardly phrased though, but whatever.
Vent / park away.
::checks title bar of website::
:
:
::checks title bar of website again::
I thought I had left the forum filled with posturing teenage gamer dudes and was on the forum filled with alleged adults.
Something must be wrong with my browser refresh.
Around here we call that my right boot!
Personally, I think the ticket is ridiculous but the OP’s reaction is fucking hilarious! Challenging people to fight in the parking lot while his wife holds him back!? Priceless … and yet totally classless!
I’d write down his license plate and ticket him every time I could, just for kicks! (pun intended)
…see you in the parking lot.