Fuckin SDMB almost cost me my job today..

From 9/3/01:

Then from this thread we have:

Had you simply indicated you had been the victim of indiscriminate rules at your company, you would have had my sympathy. Instead you blame, in order: SDMB, another poster, and finally the moderators.

I don’t know, I’d be a whole lot more embarrassed to be caught at rotten.com than at some stupid nudie site. Not only do the quotes above show where you tried to deflect blame; but I consider you a hypocrite[sup]1[/sup] for going ballistic over misleading link when you yourself posted a link that many here [including you] would find offensive.

[sup]1[/sup][sub]Waverly has utter disdain for hypocrisy[/sub]

Waverly, in his post about the rotten link, he described what one would find on the site and advised people not to follow it. He later said that he hadn’t expected the link in the post to be active and just wanted to let people know which site he was talking about. I don’t think any literate person would have clicked on that link accidentally.

Methinks Phlip’s grip on his johnson is better than his grip on reality.

Even before preview, you can find this statement directly below your composed post: “Automatically parse URLs: automatically adds [ url] and [ /url] around internet addresses”. After preview, of course, it becomes quite apparent that you have made a link. Even giving the utmost benefit of the doubt, the OP mistakenly made a link he should not have and it had to be removed by a mod, just like the OP in the thread that he claims deserves to be slapped. His ‘admonition’ not to visit said site seems to contradict the fact that he claimed he did not link it. Clearly at a minimum he knows he had provided a URL.

I realize that you are just trying to be fair, but in all honesty I think most of those being critical of Phlip have been fair.

Day two,
fuck you.

Yeah, fairly assinine.

You cockhounds are so used to being able to run people off this board with your crazy wit that you are getting carried away with yourselves. I have seen some fairly intelligent posters get ram rodded right of this board by the masses of SDMB robots who believe that their way is the righteous way. This thread has been “The Attack of the Coattail Riders” with all the drama in here. It is sad actually.

This is by far the most posts that have ever been in one of my threads. Do I have the record for the most consecutive OP bashing posts in SDMB history?

Uncle Beer, I take back everything I said about you in my other posts. I understand now that it not not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped. You just keep smiling and waving when I come into Wal-Mart and make sure I get a shopping cart without the wobbley wheel ok? Good Boy.

Philip you make as much sense as a football bat…

You remind me of all the claims by the smokers who say they were misled by cigarette companies knowingly selling dangerous products.

You totally contradict yourself. Don’t rag on what other people have to say and then go off about how you are entitled to your own opinion. Please follow your own advice.

Hey dude. I didn’t flame you. I suggested that it was possible that people who did click on the link the “7 hours” it was up did not mail anyone to complain.

So this would be a Suicide-by-Mod, yes? I have to say that I’m impressed–only registered for three months and already flaming out in a spectacular meltdown thread. Not quite Jimmy “Top of the world, Ma!” Cagney at the end of White Heat, but definitely fascinating in its own way.

Buh-bye, now!

Uke, You are baa-aaaaad.

SDMB: Where the men are men, and the livestock are nervous.

Yes, we lose, because you are still here and posting! You can’t have lurked for very long if you have such a limited understanding of how things tend to go on this board.

TVeblen, I’m late, but may I also humbly kiss your ass? That post was stellar!

Does anyone know what kind of work schedule Phlip works? Is he second or third shift or something like that? Because if you look at many of his posts they are during daytime weekday hours. Once he even said he was going to bed, and it was just past noon. So he either works late hours, doesn’t actually work, or he does still sneak in web access at his so-called job. Just wondering.

If it makes you feel better, I became critical of your posts a whole month ago.

Well, actually, you were getting a pretty good deal of sympathy in the thread until you said

Before then, people had said stuff like “Yeah, surf monitors suck”, and Zaphod actually apologized to you. The closest thing to criticism you got is Uncle Beer saying, “I don’t appreciate you titling the thread ‘SDMB almost got me fired’”

Then, you posted that, calling the mods dipshits, wanting them to moderate during “the wee morning hours”, and accusing UB of being into goat porn (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Then it went downhill from there.

Let’s look at that, shall we? He claims there were no warnings when he clicked the link, so that had to be between 10-07-2001 @ 11:48 PM and 10-07-2001 11:51 PM and he had to be at work then.
[ul]
[li]10-08-2001 10:35 PM[/li][li]10-08-2001 10:48 PM (13 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 09:37 AM (10 hours 49 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 11:20 AM (1 hour 43 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 11:25 AM (5 minutes) Here’s where he said, “I work mid shift numbnuts, so I am at home right now. I just couldnt sleep.” Now I don’t know what “mid-shift” is but it sounds like what I’d call “second shift,” or 4:00 PM to midnight. Philip appears to be in the eastern time zone, too. So we should add an hour to all these post times to get his local time.[/li][li]10-09-2001 11:37 AM (12 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 12:08 PM (31 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 01:07 PM (59 minutes)[/li][li]10-09-2001 11:24 PM (10 hours 17 minutes)[/li][li]10-10-2001 09:16 AM (9 hours 52 minutes)[/li][li]10-10-2001 10:20 AM (1 hour 4 minutes)[/li][li]10-10-2001 10:30 AM (10 minutes)[/li][li]10-10-2001 11:57 AM (27 minutes)[/li][/ul]
On 10-09 Philip posted at 11:24 PM, which is very close to the time he should have been at work if his original gripe is any indication. That post, and some others I’ve found in that time range, carry a static IP address, while his posts that aren’t near 11:30 PM seem to come from a dial-up service. This makes me believe that his office has a static address and he’s got dial-up service at home. Which would indicate that at least as of 10-09 he was still posting from work.

Hmmmmm.

I wonder if his job offers those groovy super secret laptops THAT ONLY TYPE IN CAPS!!!

Man, who moved the rock and found this idiot?

Zette

So that then would be the ability to find error in others’ judgment and point out how they’re wrong? For example, to point out to someone how their choice to click on a link unrelated to their job while they are at said job is not a fault in the SDMB but in said person’s ability to choose things conducive to, say, keeping their job. Like, say, not reading the SDMB when they should be at work.

If the Mods don’t catch something three minutes after it’s been posted late at night, and you, while at work, click on said thing, who here is at fault?

A) Mods who have lives
B) Person who shouldn’t be engaging in activities unrelated to work while at work

In addition to the homework Fenris assigned you, complete this as well.

Example? Vague references to things “in the past” doesn’t do well for your argument.

You wish, dude. You only wish. Basically you get bashed for being an idiotic dolt. You’ve apologized before for being such (viz. Guin’s thread).

Might wanna think about doing so here.

Apparently UncleBeer still has a hair up his ass.

I’ve re-read the original post about a hundred times now and I still fail to see what set UncleBeer off. Up until that point, people were providing the kind of responses that everybody is now saying are not deserved. (Essentially, people were saying “that’s too bad”.)

The language that Phlip used is not unsuitable to the meaning he had. Only UncleBeer interpreted it to be a direct attack on the boards and on the moderators.

As I said before, there were many “causes” for what happened to Phlip, but the SDMB was certainly one of them. I still feel that Phlip was attached for no good reason and has responded in kind (though it shows no real talent for it).

Been reading this thread for the entertainment value. Entertainment’s been great.

I’m “lucky” that I’m not gainfully employed right now, and that I have my own computer at home with net connection. So, if I feel like a break, I can surf.

But – working for a crust means ya do what you’re paid for. This doesn’t mean I’m razzing the thousands of dopers and lurkers out there using their employer’s equipment to get onto SDMB – but if you’re doing it, and you get caught, that’s your own responsibility. And heaven knows there’s been the odd inappropriate link before that the mods have had to delete as quickly as they’re notified about it.

Philp, you are a whining, obnoxious twit. You came at the Board with guns blazing – and onto a forum where there ain’t no such thing as weapons limitation regs. I hope you can sort your own work troubles out, but somehow I doubt it. Hotheads never prosper.

UncleBeer’s caught you out, by the looks. Surfin’ at work and taking pay for the time ain’t cool.

As has been said – bye, bye, Philp, old sausage.