Too bad I didn’t know this Saturday night as I was hugging the porcelain…or perhaps I should have been praying to the god of self-inflicted alchoholic poisonings? Anyone know who that is?
Okay, here we go.
Name: Kat
Desired position: Cat Goddess
Why I would be a good Cat Goddess: Because the cats say so.
Kat, the elders have approved. You’re now the Cat Goddess!
so sit back, relax and wait for the joys of being a diety to come forth in a plentiful bounty! oh yeah, almost forgot, you need to recite the deity slogan before you may begin…
now say this aloud 3 times while trying to bite your right ear…
I we Todd did.
I sofa king we Todd did.
(hehe, just a little hazing all the new gods go through)
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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Does that mean she has to change her user name and stuff?
Yer pal,
Satan
Maybe, its not necessary, but if you do decide to go that way Kat, I suggest Imthecatgoddessmew. Or just keep Kat and add in your sig, “That’s Ms. Cat Goddess to you!” you know, something spiffy like that!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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How 'bout, “Aren’t I just the cat’s ass”?
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
How’s this? I don’t think it’s quite right yet, but I haven’t been able to figure out what’s missing yet.
Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
Do my remarks about Imthecowgodmoo qualify me as a heretic; or a full fledged demon?
Input from Satan on this?
YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA!
I didn’t realize it was so easy!
Name: Catrandom
Desired Position: Elephant Goddess
Why: Because I think elephants are really cool, even though I’ve never actually met one personally. I’d be very polite if I met one, and would certainly do something to make circus work more dignified (no more tutus!)
I’d even be willing, if you say it’s necessary, to change my username.
Elephantrandom
Catrandom: Welcome to the world of diety! I have been given the nod from the head elder dude to appoint you to be the Elephant Goddess!
Now wasn’t that easy?
If you want to change your username, go ahead, it isn’t necessary, but adds to the mystique of being a god. Good luck with your new schtick!
“I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes
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(Sniff) I’m so happy …
Catrandom
Official Elephant Goddess as of 10/25/99
Oh, btw, if anyone wishes to inform the world-at-large of their godhood/goddesshood, you can sign up here. (I got this link from Casey, the Goddess of…lessee…checks Dr. Pepper (or anything caffeinated for that matter), Enthropy, pixie stix, all things swank, overly curly hair, tie-dye and goth children the world over.)
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
PunditLisa: maybe you can address that to Bacchus, but don’t count on an answer-- he’s pretty occupied.
Kat: Does this mean I can summon you up when in the wee hours I hear that spine-curdling gggghhheeeeyyyaaaacccchhhh sound my kitties make??? Are they worshipping?
Catrandom: Ganesh is the Hindu elephant God, and a mighty swell one…