Fun and games with the Kabalarians!

[Fnoonf]

The name of Godzilla has given you sensitivity and appreciation for the finer and deeper things in life. You can enjoy reading, study, and contemplation about many different subjects. When your interests or curiosity are aroused, you work intensely at new undertakings, but your interests often wane when you encounter drudgery and monotony, with the result that you leave many things unfinished. Your name has taken you into many bitter experiences. The greatest lack in your life is stability and peace of mind. A peaceful and quiet environment, especially out in nature, is one of your greatest desires, but you are constantly taken into chaotic conditions. Because you have high ideals and are a principled person, you have been disillusioned and disappointed in people on many occasions and have experienced much aloneness. You are fond of outdoor sports, where you can find an outlet for your nervous energy. Impulsiveness could bring frequent accidents and unfortunate happenings into your life. You do not like to be restricted or to have your freedom curtailed in any way. You find it difficult to control your thoughts and could swing in moods from one extreme to the other. Your speech can become very critical and sarcastic when you are frustrated or crossed.
Yep, that’s why we fear Godzilla. It’s that acerbic wit.

[Rabid_Squirrel]

The name of Hulk has given you an appreciation for many beautiful and refined aspects of life–music and art, literature, drama–and the outdoors, where you find much peace and relaxation, but it creates a far too sensitive nature. You sense and feel much that you do not understand, and sometimes you are alarmed at your thoughts and wonder about their origin. You rarely experience the tranquility that comes with stability of thinking or emotional control. At times, you are very inspired, desiring to be with people and to entertain others as the “life of the party,” while at other times you are aloof and choose to remove yourself entirely from association. You crave understanding and affection but your intensity of desire and your self-consciousness prevent you from finding the happiness you desire. You have suffered many disappointments and misunderstandings because of your inability to express your inner thoughts.

Hulk no like wussy discription! HULK SMASH!

For more fun and games:

Health Weaknesses for the name of: Hulk

You could experience sensitivity in the heart, lungs, or bronchial organs, causing tuberculosis, asthma, or depletion of your energies.

Mind you, my real first name seems to be partially correct :dubious:

[Fnoonf]

Gotta add this one as well:

Your name of Robocop gives you a very happy-go-lucky, spontaneous nature. You see the humorous side of many situations and can laugh at yourself as well as at others. This name gives you a musical, artistic nature and you would do well in any occupation in the entertainment field.

[Mangetout]

*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog *
**What astounds me is that these things appear to be done manually. I’ve tried entering gibberish into the name field, and was told, “Sorry, we don’t have that name in our database”.

Y’all realise what this means? Some po-faced individual is solemnly working out the deep meaning of “Arthur-The-Cat”, or “Dingleberry”.

Not sure whether to laugh or cry. **

I’m pretty sure that they are using some sort of algorithmic analysis, perhaps not unlike Soundex Coding.

[universe.zip]

Your first name of Universe has made you desire system and order and to progress step by step, yet you are taken into new experiences, turmoil, and change and rarely can you fully complete an undertaking to your satisfaction(…)At times you feel torn between your desire for system and order, and your need for change and new experiences.

how strangely appropriate… System and order? Progress step by step? Evolution, right?

However, the universe has got problems with the solar (g) plexus and a headache…

[MLS]

Your name of Saddam gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much. This name creates a pleasant, easy-going, yet responsible nature. It gives you a natural ability to express affection to those close to you, without feelings of embarrassment. You tend to avoid issues, however, and put off until tomorrow the things which should be done today. Accordingly, you would find difficulty in achieving success in positions requiring aggressiveness and drive. Also, you prefer to avoid strenuous work of a manual nature. Your natural inclination is to pursue a line of work where you have contact with people, where you carry some responsibility, and where you are engaged in mental rather than physical activity. You are diplomatic in your handling of people and always give others the benefit of the doubt. You appreciate good music and art.

Ummm, yeah, right…