I drive an Anal LeSabre, which is the name of the next James Bond villain.
But my first car was an Anal Maverick! Holy shades of James Garner!
Anal Sonata.
I want a CD of this.
My first car was an Anal Nova. And all the Preparation H in the world ain’t gonna fix one of those.
I also used to have an Anal Wrangler and an Anal Rodeo. I guess the latter was a video starring the former.
And I had an Anal Escort. They charge you extra for that option.
My all-time favorite car is the Anal Stingray. Love those curves! :eek:
Anyhoo…
Ahh, shame I’m not still driving my old Anal Romeo. I am thinking of getting an Anal Mini but it’ll be tight.
My brother used to have an Anal Charger, also an Anal Challenger.
Friend of mine had an Anal Pacer
Sounds like the beginnings of an interesting theme party.
We drive an Anal Carisma, and I don’t even wanna go there…
All I’m saying is that I can shit in all colors of the rainbow.
Daniel
Anal Cooper.
Asses, barrels…not really that funny.
I need to buy a Ford Lubricant…
Well, I’m driving an Anal Integra, sometimes known as the Anal Acura, both of which sound like a prescription your doctor would give you if you came to her with Anal Nova. :eek:
A friend of mine drives an Anal Beemer, but her husband wants an Anal Range Rover, so there may be trouble in paradise.
Another Anal Cherokee here, soon to be replaced by an Anal Saturn ( maybe that should be Uranus).
Gee, I forgot about the cars of yesteryear! Classics like the Anal Rabbit (quick like a bunny!), the Anal Dart (ouch!), and the stunning Anal … B210. OK, maybe that one isn’t so much stunning as stupefying.
I’m driving an Anal Echo!!!
Patty
I’ve got the Anal Benz. Apparently, this happens when you stay down too long.
My first car was an Anal 5000. Sounds like something that appears far larger than it should be, and runs on twelve ‘D’ cells. But actually, it was a piece of junk. I’m never buying another European butt sex toy.
My next car was an Anal Escort which actually turned out to be quite the willing partner.
Currently, I drive an Anal Focus which I guess is the result of driving all of these anally oriented vehicles all my life.
This thread is hysterical!
Another Anal Odyssey driver. I also ride an Anal Goldwing on weekends.
Don’t you mean an Anal Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo?
How about the Anal Torpedo! The Anal Meteor. The Anal Cruiser. The Anal Willys, for those who are unnerved by the whole idea. And most of all The Anal Hummer!
My husband wants an Anal Prowler. 
I’m holding out for the Anal Cayenne.
I’m driving an Anal Accent -What does an anal accent sound like anyway? I’m sure it adds firery sophistication to any conversation. Does it make the ladies swoon I wonder?
My wife has an Anal Volvo… But she doesn’t like to talk about it.