My husband has gone through a lot of cars. Some of them were:
Anal Duster
Anal Love Truck
Anal Blazer
Anal Cougar
Anal Magnum
Anal Mercury (be careful with those rectal thermometers).
Oh, and I almost forgot, my wife currently loves her Anal B2500, which is more than half as large as my old Anal 5000, so it just doesn’t add up.
But she really has her heart set on the Anal Ranger. With the Anal SuperCrew option.
But I don’t think she can handle that much toy.
My partner makes extensive use of an Anal Trajet - fits 7 comfortably.
Driving around today I’ve seen the following:
Anal Sunny
Anal Charade
Anal Starlet
Anal Outback
Anal Corona
Anal Bluebird
and the eternal favourite
Anal Cedric
Anal Outback over here…
For when you want to go down under.
I bought a pretty cool wagon, and we call it an Anal Woody.
Surf City, here we come!
I drive an Anal BM…W!
but with the black interior, maybe it won’t show.
and it goes real fast…skid marks(tee hee!)
I saw an Anal Vigor today.
My friends drive an Anal Laser, Anal Beretta, and Anal Legacy.
Me, i drive an Anal Bonneville and Anal Justy–nothing that exciting.
I’m surprised no one has mentioned this one, but I drive an Anal Samurai (anyone have a good joke for this?), which is also sometimes refered to by family members as the Anal Suzi. (You can take her anywhere.)
Well, I’m carless right now, but my mother has an Anal Outback (oh dear) & my father drives an Anal Corolla (eh).
I’ve had the pleasure of an Anal Tempo, Anal Pulsar, Anal SC, Anal 300ZX (these letters and numbers don’t sound all that funny), Anal Bronco, Anal Firebird, and now an Anal RAV-4. The wife is the Anal Ranger.
My car is an Anal Protege.
Yeeee-haw haw haw haw haw!
I am particularly liking one of our old cars, my dad’s old Anal Wildcat
Currently I have an Anal Newport, Anal Road Runner, and an Anal Aurora
There’s a joke about the southern hemisphere hiding somewhere in that last one.
The English translation of Volvo is I roll
so anal Volvo = anal I roll.
My last car was an Anal Prelude…very pleasant.
I now have an Anal Element.
Someone i went to school with drove the Anal Vue. :eek:
My neighbor has a 30 year old **Anal Duster **.
I just saw a show about some guy that drives the Anal Weiner-Mobile.
Many men aspire to own an Anal Cobra, or and Anal Viper.
Ford is proud of their Anal Lightning.
Years ago you could have owned an Anal Gremlin.
I sold my Anal Cabriolet yesterday. I now own an Anal Passat, which (according to my friend) makes me a yuppie.
My wife, on the other hand has an Anal Blazer.