Fun car game (not for the kiddies)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I break like the wind in my Anal Windstar.

82

We told her not to order the chili.

83

I just finished rebuilding the ignition on my classic 1965 Anal Mustang.

It has a positraction rear-end, too.

84

I currently drive an Anal 240 and an Anal Econoline. Out of respect for this thread, if I win the lottery, I shall replace them with an *Anal Hummer.

85

Currently I drive the Anal Camaro. However it does have T-Tops to let the sun shine where previously it didn’t.

My first car would be the Anal New Yorker. It was one of those cars that was constnatly telling me when my door was open, or i needed gas, or that kind of thing. 'Nuff said.

But that means my RV is an Anal Honey. It’s definitely sweeter going in the back door of this thing than the front.

86

Anal Trailblazer. Bwaahahahahaha!

87

I drive the Anal LeSabre.

My mom drives the Anal Focus.

My stepfather drives the Anal Expedition.

88

I drive an Anal Voyager… a **Grand ** Anal Voyager.

And it’s brown.

89

Hey!

90

My husband gave me an Anal Beetle for Christmas last year.

91

my Anal Sentra isn’t very amusing, but the husband’s Anal Diablo just sounds…evil

92

Don’t forget to decompress or you’ll get my Anal Benz.

93

Well, since it’s the first new car I’ve ever owned, I’m very proud of my Anal Liberty.
Must stop giggling. Boss will notice

94

In college, I had an Anal Beetle. I’ve loosened up a lot since then, and got an Anal Wrangler. (Hee-yah! Yah, butt! Yah!)

Now, I’ve got the completely boring Anal Jetta. But on the highway I keep seeing Anal Kompressors. Ouch!

95

boy oh boy the dog is gonna hate me for this one … Anal Vette sitting outside as we speak.

96

I almost did, but opted for an Anal Kadette instead.

97

My first car was an Anal Escort, which I suppose is exactly what you’d want for your first…hmm, outing? Now I drive an Anal Outback Sport, which makes me feel like I do dirty things with a dingo…

Or, I suppose if you incorporate a comma into that one, it comes across as some terrible porno version of The Great Gatsby!

98

Is an Anal Outback a tautology?

99

I currently drive an Anal Pickup

But in my younger years, I have had…

an Anal Gremlin. (would he leave quarters under your pillow after your first ‘experience’ in that way?

an Anal Impala.

and (just 'cuz I can’t resist)

an Anal Opel (hi Opel!)

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I drive an Anal Neon, so at least it’s well-lit. :smiley: