Anal Gremlin sounds like a really bad porn flick (or band name).
I don’t think Anal Trooper has been mentioned yet (a friend’s mom used to drive one).
How about the Anal Saturn? (it has rings around it!)
Has anyone thought about motorcycles? Anal Harley, Anal Susuki, Anal Yahama, Anal Suzuki…
And what about RVs? The Anal Winnebago comes to mind.
FTR, I drive an Anal Sentra, not much can come out of that.
I have an Anal Protege 
And it’s only two years old! 
How about an Anal Brat? You could ride in the back of one of those. Used to have seats and seatbelts right in the rear.
Way back in 1922, you could buy an Anal Steamer, or an Anal Arrow, and by 1927 you could enjoy an Anal Phantom, if you had the money.
Anal Commander from Studebaker - who could forget those.
I started out with the Anal Spirit. After that I was the proud owner of an Anal Citation. heh.
A classic motorcycle enthusiast might own an ANAL INDIAN or even an ANAL FATBOY
For the military types out there, we have an ANAL PANZER , an **ANAL SHERMAN ** (who’s that lucky fellow?) and of course, Seigfried and Roy’s favourite…an ANAL TIGER
Well, you know, those marketing types, they like to hit you over the head with something, drive home the point, all that…
Damnit…see what happens when you go on vacation? Brilliant threads wind up passing you by. Good thing for Threadspotting. 
Anyway, my contributions (I’ll apologize in advance if I wind up with any repeats):
Anal Vigor
Anal Legend
Anal Spider
Anal Vantage
Anal Avalanche
Anal Celebrity
Anal Citation
Anal Express
Anal Impala
Anal Venture
Anal Conquest
Anal Rampage
Anal Diplomat
Anal Raider
Anal Sprinter
Anal Vision
Anal Escape
Anal Storm
Anal Tracker
And finally, my two favorites…
Anal Luv
Anal Rendezvous
Had to let my son in on the game. Was giggling furtively while waiting behind an Anal Tribute at the bank. Prior to that I thought my wife was going to shoot coke out her nose at my mime accompaniment of a frightened skier looking to the hills on spotting an Anal Avalanche.
*lost track of this thread, so had to do a search. Sometime if you have a lot of time on your hands, search the forums for “anal”. This thread wasn’t even in the top ten.
I don’t think anyone’s mentioned my mother’s car, the Anal Intrigue. I’m not sure how my dad feels about that one.
A friend of mine had an Anal Eclipse, which I’ve heard you’re not supposed to look directly at.
Today I also saw an Anal Talon, which could be really useful.
I quite agree - nothing too amusing about Anal 3.2CL-Type S, nor Anal 350Z. We do have an Anal Montero, though. Sounds like a Mexican pop star or something…
Wouldn’t you know, I finally get a thread to go over one page, and only because it contains the word anal! Ah, I love this place!
We were behind an Anal Vigor tonight driven by a very elderly gentleman. So proud that our seniors keep themselves in such great shape!
Brace yourselves…
An Anal Javelin :eek:
Poop!
**credit for that one should go to danceswithcats way back on page one.
Don’t worry about it…we’re not that anal around here.
Heh, good one!
I immediately thought of the Ford “Anal Excursion” when reading the OP. My suspicions were right, that is actually the name of a porno. After reading this thread, a road trip will never be the same.
Hmm. Anal monte carlo. Exotic?
Hmmm… we have an Anal Liberty & an Anal Defender
I’m so confused right now.