If Jack Bauer steals your car to escape from the terrorists, their spokesman will pardon him and then cancel your policy.
:smack:
The Allstate spokesman, that is.
Jack Bauer was the one speaking to Jaye Tyler.
Jack Bauer actually created Reavers.
Batman could prepare his whole life, and Jack Bauer would still win.
Jack Bauer once brutally interrogated a man for 43 minutes and 17 seconds, and all he wanted to know was the time. If Jack Bauer asks you the time, tell him.
“What time is it? WHAT TIME IS IT? TELL ME, OR MILLIONS WILL DIE!”
The link is blocked by my work filter as Porn. What gives?
NPR’s Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me Sunday did mention that some women are turned on by him. 
Never tell Jack Bauer it’s “Time you got a watch.”
Jack Bauer has his own Zen koan: could he dish out an interrogation so tough he himself could not withstand it?
Jack Bauer once killed a man just to watch him die.
No, wait. That was Chloe.
Hey, I’m sorry I shot you just to watch you die.
I mean, I bet that really sucks for you.
But I thought you might feel better knowing it helps me.
What with CTU and all.
Hello? Hello?
Jack Bauer once scored four touchdowns in a single game.
93 people in just the four days we know about him? Sounds like Jack Bauer flips out and kills people all the time.
In season 2, there’s a bit where Jack guilts Nina by talking about his wife and how she could go to buy ice cream, and make friends with a total stranger withen seconds.
Sadly, when I saw that the 2nd time, what came to mind my was this:
Jack used to buy the ice cream for his wife, but he would always go up to the ice cream man, pull out his gun and start yelling “Give me 2 butterscotch cones, OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!” After that, Teri decided that jack wasn’t allowed to buy ice cream anymore.
That’s because he killed the opposing team, and threatened to kill the ref if he said anything.
Dammit, I made that up over the weekend and forgot to post it. My version was “Johnny Cash never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He watched Jack Bauer shoot the man and watch him die.”
When kaylasdad99 won the Season 1 set of 24 from a radio station, he took it to Wal*Mart, and exchanged it for store credit. He then used the store credit to purchase a dress.
Or did he kill CHLOE just to watch her die? Or is that just my fantasy?
So, how is Jack’s bimbo daughter still alive? Why didn’t Jack just kack her at some point because she was too stupid to live?
That is all.
Even ninjas fear Jack Bauer.