kaylasdad99, I believe you mean baadasssss.
Jack Bauer once walked into a butcher shop and told the butcher that he wanted to purchase an entire cow. The butcher looks at him and says “You really want the whole cow?”
Bauer looks at him and says “Yes, I want the whole cow….NOW!!!”
So the butcher, still not sure that this guy knows what he really asking for says “Ok, a whole cow. You want the Flank too?” So Jack shot him.
Jack Bauer makes the baby Anti-Christ cry.
Thank goodness Jack was talked out of getting rid of porn on the internet.
Jack Bauer once killed a friend during a plane trip.
His friend saw him and said “Hi Jack!”. Jack thought he was trying to take over the plane and immediatly shot him.