you guys are great and funny so give me a good joke. o.k.
Why did all the women love Jesus?
Because he was hung like this :holds arms to the side:
A chicken and egg were lying in bed. The egg lovingly looks over at the chicken, takes a drag off a cigarette and says, “I guess that answers THAT question.”
how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was heading to MPSIMS.
Just like this thread.
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but how did they get in there?
but how did they get in there?
Ah, so they’re 1920s style death rays!
What kind of flies? Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because so few of them know how to dance.
Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a hooker!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Or, Mr. Hanky.