you guys are great and funny so give me a good joke. o.k.
Why did all the women love Jesus?
Because he was hung like this :holds arms to the side:
A chicken and egg were lying in bed. The egg lovingly looks over at the chicken, takes a drag off a cigarette and says, “I guess that answers THAT question.”
how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was heading to MPSIMS.
Just like this thread.
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but how did they get in there?
but how did they get in there?
Ah, so they’re 1920s style death rays!
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how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What kind of flies? Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Why do mice have such small balls?
Because so few of them know how to dance.
Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a hooker!
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick.
Or, Mr. Hanky.