Don’t you mean remoooved?
Do I have to make all the bad puns around here? 
I got this link from a colleague several years ago. I thought several of these to be quite funny.
You know, any farm animal can swallow a grenade and go “BOOM”.
But it takes real talent to swallow a grenade and go “BOEUF”!
A variation on the three legged chicken joke:
A man is driving down a country lane when he is passed by a brown blur. Confused and curious, he speeds up to find that he is barely keeping up with what appears to be a six legged cow running at nearly 90 mph! He follows and eventually it runs up a path to a farm.
He pulls up to the house and knocks on the door.
He asks the farmer “What are those things?”
The farmer says, “Just what they appear to be, six legged cows! I used to be a geneticist and it occurred to me that if I could get cows to be six-legged I could carry more beef per carcass and use less feed. I genetically combined the cows with tiger beetles and after years of research got what you see out in the field.”
“That’s amazing! Do they taste any different than a regular cow?”
The farmer says, " No idea; I haven’t been able to catch one yet."
What does a sheep with dynamite sound like? Sis-boom-baaaah!