Funniest Monty Burns quotes

[tapping fingers]Excellent
Other than

Let the fools have their Tar Tar sauce.

Smithers, I’ve got a rocket in my pocket.

“I told him his father was killed in the Amazon by a tribe of savage women…I hope it didn’t affect you in any way.”

“I’d love to offer you a reward, but I’m strapped for cash” (Ceiling collapses and covers Burns with money) “As you can see, this old place is falling apart.”

"I keep t elling you, Smithers. I pissed it all away. Piss, piss.’

(phone rings)

“Ahoy-hoy”