Funniest Threads... links and laughs, please

It’s important to note that many in that classic thread suggested publication of the OP, and it was in fact published.

Post #23 in this thread was the beginning of my unrequited infatuation with Terrifel.

One of my favorite recent examples is watching the Doper population of Portland attempt to ward off invasion from the south in So Tell Me About Portland, OR

There was a thread I wouldn’t begin to know how to search for. I think the OP had asked for stories about pooping on oneself. The post that stands out in my memory (though I don’t remember the name of the poster, for which she might be grateful) related how she had an episode of explosive diarrhea in the shower. It was a scream.

Anyone know the thread I’m talking about?

Well, there was the unfortunate case of diarrhea in the jacuzzi. It’s funny (if you’re not the OP) and disturbing.

I would like to submit Nuke’em from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Oh, what a lovely Sunday afternoon of reading to enjoy!

The power, oh, the power… the power of the thread is amazing. I can’t believe I went into the bedroom, found a ring, and stuck it in my nose. (My wedding ring wouldn’t come off my finger.)

Honey, the sapphire and diamond ring I got for Christmas? The pretty, pretty one? It fits in my nose!

I was partial to the Wilford Brimley Facts thread (though it died before crossing over to the 100 mark, so it can’t go into syndication).

Whatever happened to “Woo hoo! I am masturbating like a mother fuck!”?

Here it is

As funny as “Blimps” is, this hyopthetical situation thread is the funniest to me. Especially since it was offered straight up - no humor intended.

And now I understand your username!

Maybe not the funniest, but the most fun is this thread about Historic SDMB posts throughout history . My favorites are 29, 39, and 56.

Sgt Schwartz

that was a mega cool thread - maybe we should resurrect it…

been digging for about 15 minutes can’t find the one I am looking for it was a “schematic of an evolution debate”

Poster1: Inser obligitory reference to talkorigins.org forums
poster2: thinly veiled accusation that all creationists are morons
poster3: polite defensive statement by known doper creationist

And my favorite post that still brings tears to my eyes from laughing every time I read it even years later.
the op here

The Goat Cannon thread is pretty good, as is the Is there any reason that semen would be bad for my fish? one.

Thank God you found this! lieu’s post #49 is one of the funniest Doper comebacks ever!