Funny dirty-minded Cake Wrecks post

I just had to share this, since I was giggling my fool head off at it last night.

Men of Marvel

Just what was the decorator trying to convey with that odd line on the Hulk’s shorts anyway?

And best user comment, regarding the first cake: “Is he strong, listen chum . . .” It took a minute or two to sink in, then I laughed till I cried!

The name on the last cake is Ryder. Perfect.

HULK TRY RELIEVE TENSION

Cakewrecks is one of my very favorite places on the web. There’s so much wrong with the Hulk picture that I didn’t even notice what it actually says on the cake until I read the comments.

snerk

That, more than anything, has inspired me to live a crime-free life. I really don’t want to get covered in Spidy’s web.

“Peter Parker! you may be my nephew, but you’re not fooling me. I mean, you say you’re just excercising up here but when I walk in, you’re sweaty and the whole room is covered in sticky white globs. And don’t even try with that ‘it shot out of my wrist’ line. Oh i’m sure your wrist was involved all right”

Oh thanks a lot UCinnamon! I just spent a half hour working myself up into a giggling frenzy at Cake Wrecks.

Conguditulations.

My favorite one from months ago (which I didn’t save) was the cake where, after the customer emails the baker a hyperlink to a picture she wants created on the cake, the baker writes the hyperlink address on the cake instead.

Your “Welcomes.” And also Happy Falker Satherhood!

Could have been the m. gracilis (shown here), which is often over-developed in superhero anatomy.

I hate to admit this, but I was actually about to chime in with a comment to the effect that the correct lyric was “…listen, bud”. :smack:

Oh God, I got to this and had to stop - I couldn’t breath or stop crying from laughter.

So who else thought at first that the problem with the last cake was mixing Marvel & DC characters?

Whatever you do don’t click on the space shuttle cake.

Good thing you didn’t get to the baby cakes then.

Thiswas the one that sold me on Cakewrecks. :smiley:

This is the one that would crack me up if it didn’t creep me out so much.

Don’t you just want to eat him up? I mean, slice him up first, then eat him up?

Check out the carrot baby necklace! I want one of these!

Or a carrot baby t-shirt!

This patriotic cake is killing me. Nothing says “USA” to me like a mound of blue icing in the shape of a dead-eyed dog with a flag stuck in its head! :smiley:

Am I the only one who thought Essenem Man looked more like those old racist depictions from back in the early 1900s? Or else someone wearing blackface?

Uncle Sam

Check out the second one

Like thisone - which actually hides the sliced-up picture in a link, because it is so horrifying (and yet hilarious!).