Hello to all! I’ve only been around here for about 24 hours but, I felt the need to share this rather odd item I saw in my local newspaper.
Under the headline “‘Vengeance’ swipes cake, eats it, too” the Chicago Sun-Times had a small blurb concerning an odd occurence at a children’s birthday party in suburban Oak Forest. Apparently a gentleman described as being 6’ tall and weighing 275 pounds burst into the home where the party was in progress. When the homeowner confronted him and asked who he was he was heard to reply,“I am vengence. I am the knight. I am Batman.”
At this point he went to the kitchen, cut a piece of cake for himself, removed himself to the living room and ate it.
When the understandibly distressed homeowner continued to question what he was doing there, the gentleman exited the premises and drove away in a red 1988 Cadillac.
So this brings 2 questions to my mind:
When did millionaire Bruce Wayne fall on such hard times?
and,
Can anyone out there help me develop my finding-free-cake sense?
Actually, wouldn’t any sweet pastry do, especially with the more radioactive ones? I think this may be one reason for the popularity of “Tim Hortons” donus shops.
Kolak of Twilo… Kolak of Twilo… theres a naughty anagram here, I just know it…
Welcome!
Now, the best way I’ve found to earn a free cake, is to burst into a bakery, and yell “Food Inspectors!”. Give them a second to absorb this, then point to the kitchen behind and scream “Is that a rat!?”
When their backs are turned, grab what you want and dash out.
Yeah – goats, calamari, we’ve got to reconfigure this procedure and add some cake. What’s a haz – er, welcome – ritual without tooth-enamel-destroying empty calories? Maybe we could get the calamari to jump out of the cake… Hm…
In the meantime, Kolak of Twilo (and I also am anagramming like a son of a bitch) – welcome – have a seat over here – go ahead and put on this shower cap and relax, we’ll be right with you.
Funny, just this weekend I saw an old episode of Batman: the Animated Series in which the Joker, disguised as a hired party clown, planted a bomb in a kid’s birthday cake. Bruce Wayne managed to save the partygoers by “accidentally” knocking the cake into the swimming pool just before the bomb went off.
