Hey, I caught it as soon as I saw your name! Can I have some walnuts, too?
Actually, about a year ago I started having a daily snack of walnuts. Haven’t gotten the eyes in the back of my head or lost my thumbs yet.
BTW, I just read this. I can’t figure it out. What does it mean?
“Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood. One was assaulted.”
Say it out loud. If that doesn’t give it away:
Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood. One was a salted [peanut].
Walnuts for everyone! [sub]he says with glee hoping they don’t notice they are all spiked with Absorbitron[/sub]
But, I will enjoy cake.
Cake?
[sub]Cake?[/sub]
::runs nekkid through thread::
[sub]Sorry I’m late. I had a … social engagement.[/sub]
Huff, puff… So here’s the cake. The icing is traditional : mayonnaise, Preparation H, KY jelly, you know. It is also a 15 layers cake and the inter-layer fillings are : Marmite, Vegemite, head cheese, Clammato, shrimp sauce, etc. Did you know you have to eat it all in one sitting ?
I don’t know why you all are making such a big fuss about cake. We always have cake laying around.
Now, pie is another story altogether.
Marmite AND Clammato??? WHOOOOHOO!!!
:: tentacular voice from bottom of pool ::
You made that just for me? Awww, you guys are so sweet!
Now place it gently in the pool. Just lean over, close to the water…
Are you sure you want me to be that close to your calamaris ? Considering what happened the last time…
Exactly! 
:: shakes head quickly ::
It’s not my calamari. No way. I had nothing to do with it.
So you say…
I believe I’ve just whooshed a moderator. 